That blue guy is totally resting his junk on Hawk-man’s shoulder.
01.28.09 at 4:10 pm
Pauly Dangerously
You gotta be fucking me!
There’s no McDonald’s on that street?
01.28.09 at 4:11 pm
Big Smelly Dirt Cock
Photoshop the chick out and I’d think it was a gay porno.
01.28.09 at 4:14 pm
Burnsy
Is that a Prince of Persia poster in the background?
01.28.09 at 4:15 pm
Mr_Drummond
I think visionary director may be a metaphor for latent homosexual.
01.28.09 at 4:15 pm
Rotwangchung
Weird, no matter where I move, the Nite-Owl follows me with his cod-piece.
01.28.09 at 4:17 pm
Burnsy
The New York Knicks just tried to sign Dr. Manhattan.
01.28.09 at 4:24 pm
Donkey Hodey
In that trench coat, Rorshach has a day-job as a street hustler. He’s a Wanna-Buy-A-Watch? Man.
01.28.09 at 4:26 pm
Michelle07
After this was shot they all ran to use the public restroom at Bed Bath & Beyond, seriously, the only clean crapper in that neighborhood.
01.28.09 at 4:28 pm
Donkey Hodey
This poster needs more Dong.
01.28.09 at 4:33 pm
El Topo
If I was drunk stumbling outta some bar on that street and saw a glowing, rocked-up blue dude, with no clothes, I’d probably rub his pecker for three wishes.
01.28.09 at 4:35 pm
Mr_Drummond
Why is that fag with the gun wearing a walmart pin?
01.28.09 at 4:37 pm
MaxwellDemon
This movie isn’t THAT gay, insofar as Dr. Manhattan has blue balls.
01.28.09 at 4:38 pm
MaxwellDemon
Dr. Brooklyn didn’t want to risk his hipster cred by appearing in a mainstream movie.
01.28.09 at 4:38 pm
The Mighty Feklahr
Since this fucking sucks, I am going to tell a funny story out of “Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe”:
The Punisher waited for The Hulk to change back to Dr. Bruce Banner, then shot him in the head! ROFLKOTAL!
01.28.09 at 4:42 pm
MaxwellDemon
Dr. *Manhattan*? A shaved dude in a speedo makes me think queens.
/There’s a joke here somewhere
01.28.09 at 5:02 pm
Mr_Drummond
I like to watchmen too. *wink*
01.28.09 at 5:14 pm
Nominatrix
I just blue myself.
01.28.09 at 6:00 pm
That One Guy
The 9mm is The Comedian’s secondary weapon. His primary weapon? Date rape.
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That blue guy is totally resting his junk on Hawk-man’s shoulder.
You gotta be fucking me!
There’s no McDonald’s on that street?
Photoshop the chick out and I’d think it was a gay porno.
Is that a Prince of Persia poster in the background?
I think visionary director may be a metaphor for latent homosexual.
Weird, no matter where I move, the Nite-Owl follows me with his cod-piece.
The New York Knicks just tried to sign Dr. Manhattan.
In that trench coat, Rorshach has a day-job as a street hustler. He’s a Wanna-Buy-A-Watch? Man.
After this was shot they all ran to use the public restroom at Bed Bath & Beyond, seriously, the only clean crapper in that neighborhood.
This poster needs more Dong.
If I was drunk stumbling outta some bar on that street and saw a glowing, rocked-up blue dude, with no clothes, I’d probably rub his pecker for three wishes.
Why is that fag with the gun wearing a walmart pin?
This movie isn’t THAT gay, insofar as Dr. Manhattan has blue balls.
Dr. Brooklyn didn’t want to risk his hipster cred by appearing in a mainstream movie.
Since this fucking sucks, I am going to tell a funny story out of “Punisher Kills The Marvel Universe”:
The Punisher waited for The Hulk to change back to Dr. Bruce Banner, then shot him in the head! ROFLKOTAL!
Dr. *Manhattan*? A shaved dude in a speedo makes me think queens.
/There’s a joke here somewhere
I like to watchmen too. *wink*
I just blue myself.
The 9mm is The Comedian’s secondary weapon. His primary weapon? Date rape.
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