Because they like to stir shit up, the Chicago Sun-Times recently asked Bonnie and Clyde stars Faye Dunaway and Warren Beattie for their thoughts on the upcoming tween version of their 1967 classic. Not surprisingly, their reactions were, “Why?”. Regarding the new Bonnie, Hilary Duff, Dunaway added:
‘‘Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”
Whoa whoa whoa, easy there, grandma. Next you’ll tell me Agent Cody Banks and The Lizzie McGuire Movie aren’t real movies. Look at that second one, it’s right there in the title.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Faye Dunaway is still alive? How about that.
Warren Beatty, on the other hand, is now dating Hillary Duff.
As soon as Hilary pays her past due SAG dues, Faye will do a 180.
“I’m thrilled to have such a wonderful young actress like Hilary reprising my previous role.”
Old bitches can choke on a dick. Wrinkled old hags.
*chodin saunters into thread humming a tune to himself. stops briefly, applies glossy lip stick and continues to meander about*
I just love Gwar.
If my penis built a time machine, it would boldly travel back and visit Faye Dunaway circa ‘Bonnie and Clyde’, but not before first stopping off to drain itself inside of Susan Sarandon a’ la ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’.
Donk and I are working on our own version called “Ronnie and Clyde”.
It’s like “Thelma and Louise” but with way more birth canal.
I once tried to get my girlfriend all amped up to steal a car with me, but eventually she decided that Grand Theft Auto was lame and unplugged my fucking X-Box.
I once robbed a bank with my girlfriend but she got grossed out when I drank our bounty.
Beattie was equally upset with the idea of a remake. Wearing an Apricot scarf, he was yelling “I think this movie’s about me – I do! I do!”
chodin: “What do you want to watch?”
exchange student: “Ronnie Anne Cried”
chodin: “I don’t give a fuck, people cry all the time. What do you want to watch?”
I once tried to stickup some dude with my ex-girlfriend, but when she started to blow the guy I realized that she was a fucking idiot.
That was a catty comment by someone who was in the straight to DVD movie Cougar Club.
I once tried to rob an ATM machine, but when I walked up to it, I caught my reflection in that little rounded mirror that they have and just started laughing. Fuck, that shit was funny. I mean, my nose looked fucking HUGE, you guys.
Faye Dunaway will always have a special place in my spank bank time capsule: right between Betty White and The Macho Man Randy Savage.
Anybody want to guess what the G-Men in Pauly’s and my “Ronnie and Clyde” wear in public?
My whore-ex and I were pretty successful bank robbers. I’d just have to yell “Gimme all the cash or this bitch will fuck you!”
NOOOOO CHIIIIILD STARS, EVER!!
I don’t know what they’ll be wearing, Donk, but I bet they’ll have their dicks in the Hoover.
I often like to just lay there, post sex, glistening in my own sweat and fantasize about what it would be like to rob a bank…but then my uncle tells me to STFU and demands seconds.
For Halloween one year, my ex wife and I dressed up like Lying Bitch Whore and Clyde.
If the Duff and da’ Dunaway ever wanted me to regulate a legal scissoring match between the two of them, I totally would. Fags.
Stone, I’m pretty sure you were once married to my whore-ex, whom used to be Paul’s ex-whore-lover.
Coincidence…or fate?
*flicks nickel into strippers ass and forgets what he was talking about*
f.y.i. – who the fuck is Paul? Issta’ datat gay fwom dwiddle dwaggon?
Warren is so vain I bet he thinks the film is about him.
Why make a remake of a movie that was great to begin with. It’s about time the youth go back and watch some good movies and appreciate them for what they are. What’s next, remake of the Godfather?