In an apparent bid to make me self immolate, Nickelodeon has joined forces with Eddie Murphy. This one’s called Imagine That, and Eddie’s daughter has an imaginary friend who predicts the stock market. Oh man, I wonder if he’ll learn that her love is more important than money! I’m on the edge of my seat!

Love is more important than money, but you can’t buy tranny hookers with love.
Listen, forshak-hut dwelling yIntaghs! THe Mighty Feklahr can only detonate your puny terran star ONCE.
Everyone thought his career had Norbit the dust but Eddie had to Doolittle more than Meet Dave the wacky screenwriter and come up with an idea that would make movie audiences Shrek with delight. It only took about 48 Hours to write this film and the producers are sure it won’t wind up like big Klumps in the toilet.
Since Eddie is following the Richard Pryor ideal of edgycomictofamilyfilm lets hope he sets himself on fire.
Looks fucking brill this.
Of course, Eddie was no Richard Pryor, so it may not work as well. He may just get a skin rash
Listen, Eddie, from one guy who plays a talking Donkey to another, get out while you still have a shred of dignity left.
Technically this was new up for a while…
Bobb’e Thompson has sold out already