Comments on: DOLPH LUNDGREN, COWBELL, ETC.

By: MaxwellDemon

MaxwellDemon — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:24:03 +0000

Per Brian Posehn, Nickelback’s music does cause violence. It makes people kick the shit out of Nickelback.

By: MaxwellDemon

MaxwellDemon — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:21:30 +0000

They should combine Die Hard 1 with Die Hard 2 with Air Force 1 and call it 9/11.

By: Sage_Override

Sage_Override — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:59:19 +0000

I wonder if Dolph says “I must break you” to his drumsticks before snapping them in half.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:43:16 +0000

Dolph Lundgren was the original drummer for Bo Bice.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:36:28 +0000

Dolph Lundgren doesn’t play the drums. But he does eat a lot of pussy.

By: Diremutt

Diremutt — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:35:29 +0000

In Dolph’s native Sweden, “Lundgren” roughly translates to “ear sodomy.”

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:33:12 +0000

Dolph Lundgren is to aviator sunglasses as Mario Van Peebles is to black guys with small dicks.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:31:14 +0000

“Die Hard at a Rock Concert” was also the fate of Jeff Tambour, who suffered a massive heart attack after swallowing a bottle of Viagra at a Coheed & Cambria show.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:29:37 +0000

Any chance we can get him an audition with Spinal Tap?

By: floggedhat

floggedhat — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:26:00 +0000

Here’s to the Russian Mafia!