This is the trailer for Mary and Max, which recently opened the Sundance Film Festival and has possibly my favorite line from a trailer since Black Dynamite:
“In America, babies are laid by Catholic nuns. If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty lonely prostitutes.”
What can I say, I’m a sucker for dirty lonely prostitutes. The film’s about a lonely 8-year-old in Australian (voiced by Toni Collette) and her pen pal, a fat, 44-year-old Jew with Asperger’s living in New York City. Believe it or not, that’s Philip Seymour Hoffman doing the voice. Coincidentally, ass burgers are also what your mother eats. *word association rimshot*
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Also, Northern Lights > Mexican schwag.
Ah Icon, the same joymongers who brought us The Passion of the Christ (aka Holy Shit). Shocking that this new movie offers an unflattering portrayal of a Jew.
Since it’s Australian, it ends with Mary and Max getting together.
In Thunderdome.
Max, I knew a girl named Mary who gave some “Thunder Dome”.
I kept mail correspondence with an 8-year old girl once, but that just delayed my parole another year.
Agoraphobia? Finally, a movie He can relate to!
(BTK, He didn’t realize Large Hadron had a movie blog…)
Its nice to know that you can suffocate a turtle by fucking it in the ass.
from Wikipedia: Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.
So it makes you a foul-mouthed klutz. Where do I get me one of those?
Which one is Mickey Rourke?
puewN!
Does this lead up to a claymation version of to catch a predator?
There is a pretty clear pun to be made between the use of “ass burgers”, “what your mother eats”, “rim shot” and “rim job”
…but I just don’t have the words right now.