I just saw The Wrestler last night and believe the hype, because that movie rocks balls (review to come). After that, I think I’d watch Mickey Rourke paint a house (if only I had a time machine to five years ago). In Killshot, he stars opposite Joseph Gordon-Levitt Hyphen, Thomas Jane, and Diane Lane, as a hitman for the Toronto mob. For some reason that makes me imagine the following exchange:
DETECTIVE: He’s a contract killer for the Toronto mafia.
FRIGHTENED WOMAN: The Toronto mafia?
DETECTIVE: (Whispering) They control the moose racket.
I want more like this!
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