BRUNO MOVIE DELAYED?
01.26.09As reported by, uh, fashionweekdaily (is that an oxymoron?), the release of the Bruno movie, Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to Borat – which people are still referring to as Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt even though I guarangoddamntee you that isn’t the title – has been pushed back, from May to July.
No reason was given for the delay, but you have to wonder if it had anything to do with everyone knowing who he is by now. Like in the video above from his runway crash in Milan. It’s less than 10 seconds before people start yelling “Sacha!” I loved Borat, but I don’t know how funny Bruno will be when he has to shoot half of it with the cast of the Whopper Virgins commercials.

Bruno made fun of the whopper virgins saying “you’ll never get this, you’ll never get this” until one day the broke out of their cages……………..
………
……and raped his gay ass and now they are no longer virgins
He’s probably moving it to July because he heard people who release gay movies in June are 38% more likely to contract AIDS.
Bruno? Is this a Bruce Willis concert film?
Bruno likes his release dates just like his poop: pushed back.
They better not change the title–I paid a lot to reserve that name for my website.
They better not change the title–I paid a lot to get it tattooed on my dick.
Pushed back? I hope for the sake of frat boys everywhere that the unrated DVD version of College has enough hilarious quotes to hold them over in the meantime.
Is this the Sammartino documentary I’ve been hearing about?
Is this MEGAN FOX NAKED ON FILMDRUNK day?
It’s about time somebody made a movie to honor the life of that guy from City Slickers!
Borat > Ali G > Bruno
The gay fashionista (I sharted just saying fashionista… ah! did it again) character was cliche and trite before he started doing it. But, he did get some of the better material. Almost getting murder at a Texas gunshow was awesome.
The black dentist? I don’t get it Jack!.
Johnny Knoxville had the same problem with recognition on his last film. Maybe he and Sasha Cohen should team up for a film and trade shtick… Knoxville can assault runway models with paintguns, and Cohen can interview a pit of live alligators about this years’ shoe fashions. They can call it Jack/Off.
If Cohen is having trouble finishing the material, he should just film himself sitting in a bathtub for too long and call it Pruno.
I guarantee every college kid would start taking baths within a month.
{resists urge to “Phixed” Jack!’s last comment}
I hope they leave in the part where Hugh Grant tries to get mouthfucked by him.
I hope they leave in the part where Eddie Murphy tries to get mouthfucked by him.
I hope they leave in the part where Larry Craig tries to get mouthfucked by him.
MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED MEGAN FOX NAKED SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
sorry, I blacked out for a sec there.
I hope they leave in the part where Clay Aiken tries to get mouthfucked by him.
I hope they leave in the part where Rosie O’Donnel tries to get mouthfucked by him.
@ RoboPanda
That’s called “Search Engine Optimization”. Though some call it MEGAN FOX NAKED. THIS PAGE HAS PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX NAKED.
So, was that to far to go to call Rosie a dude?
(sometimes with Google, you have to shout)
*still hasn’t seen Borat, so stays out of the way of the big kids*
Really guys? You’re killing me. My life already sucks enough knowing that BAG gets to nail Megan Fox and I don’t. Can we leave it alone already or do I need to up it to 3 rounds for my next game of russian roulette?
Something tells me that a whole lot of Google users are gonna’ have blue balls now.
Oh, wait. That’s nothing new.
J, if not having seen a movie were reason not to comment on it, I’d have six posts in my history, and all of them would be about Pixar films.
I understood what you were doing about THE NAKED PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX LESBIAN HOVERCRAFTING for the search engine optimization, hence my wall of MEGAN FOX TOTALLY NAKED SAVE FOR THE MELTED BUTTER ALL OVER text. Whatever gets the MEGAN FOX AND ANNE HATHAWAY AND LINDSAY LOHAN THREEWAY VIDEO FREE TORRENT WITH CAMEO BY HALLE BARRE TOPLESS page viewS up SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
Wow, Vince! Where did you get access to that LEAKED MEGAN FOX HOMEMADE LESBIAN PORN WITH BEA ARTHUR?
Jack! He got that joke! QAPLAH!
Well, not that one…the Sammartino one…
SB-C shouldn’t worry too much, before he knows it, he’ll be back to being obscure again.
Shoop Da Whoop? Good God, man, are you trying to attract /b/tards!?
KATHY GRIFFIN PORN!!!
I just made myself throw up a little bit.
I just Googled MEGAN FOX NAKED and I hate to tell you this but you’re not even mentioned in the first page of results.
Jack, bulimia is so passe.
Oh, uhhh . . . globo de jenkem vaccio.
I just googled Erswi naked and found the craziest shit…
Yelling “KATHY GRIFFIN PORN!!!” with your avatar of mouthy-Busey giving the thumbs up is going to give me nightmares.
Eibz, I can explain those.
No, wait . . . nevermind. I can’t explain.
Guys, you better cut it out! Don’t you remember what happened the last time we started a rumor about Rosencrantz and Guildenstern…
SPOILERS NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK 2009
ROBERT PATTISON EDWARD CULLEN NUDE NAKED PENIS DICK
(you’re welcome, Lince…QAPLAH!)
I bet when VaLince typed “search engine optimization” a knock off Brooks Bothers tie spontaniously grew out of his neck WITH MEGAN FOX NAKED DOG BUKAKKE GANG BANG on it.
Dor sho gha! BUKKAKE!!!
GERALD POSNER PORN!
That’s nothing. I heard he found rich singles to talk to. He’s having the time of his life and enjoying the benefits of longer, harder erections thanks to Maxoderm that he got by helping him get his families riches out of the country after warlords killed his father.
Holy shit, I thought if anything was going to get caught in the
dolphinspam filter, that would be it.There would be no need for a fluffer in Gerald Posner porn as his face is always rock hard.
I heard about that Donk. It’s so sad about the swiffer poisoning his dog though. (MEGAN FOX PEARL NECKLACE TOPLESS JELLO WRESTLING CREAMPIE)
Matt Leinart is Kurt Warner’s fluffer!
My fluffer looks eerily similar to MEGAN FOX RIDING COCK IN SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM!! *
* in my mind
Interesting fact: Each and every FilmDrunkette looks eerily similar to MEGAN FOX RIDING COCK IN SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM!! *
* in my mind
SEXMAN TOOTH PORN!
Sadly, Filmdrunk does not appear on the first page of a google search for “MEGAN FOX NUDE STABBING BABIES” like I thought it would.
It’s impossible to get a decent money shot in Gerald Posner porn because even the bravest of spooge will not get anywhere near his fucking face.
Does FD come up for “MEGAN FOX IN FULL BODY ARMOR LARPING”?
Gerald Posner doesn’t do golden showers because he’s afraid of erosion.
OPRAH SEX TAPE! 200 POUNDS OF LOVIN’!
NUDE VAL KILMER SWALLOWS A GOAT WHOLE!
I just Googled MEGAN FOX NAKED and I hate to tell you this but you’re not even mentioned in the first page of results.
Check page 2.
FD does show up as the first two results when you type in “FORSHAK! BABY, FORSHAK!” though…
DAN ROSEN IS ALIVE AND WELL, IN CASE YOU HAPPEN TO BE A FAMILY MEMBER OF HIS RANDOMLY GOOGLING HIS NAME TO SEE IF HE’S OKAY!
Let’s take over the internet, one ridiculous phrase at a time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boll+Movement
Gerald Posner’s Memory Foam Pillow committed suicide.
I just showed DAN ROSEN some of these SEXY PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX TOPLESS NAKED NUDE BOUND AND GAGGED GETTING A TOUNGE BATH BY RUSSIAN SLUTS and then DAN ROSEN had a fucking heart attack and DIED IN A CAR CRASH.
JETT TRAVOLTA, ALIVE AND WELL, LIVING WITH SASQUATCH!
BATBOY PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY, ELVIS DELIVERS IN EMERGENCY PROCEDURE IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!
I JUST FUCKED NAKED MEGAN FOX TO DEATH WITH DAN ROSEN’S CORPSE. DAN ROSEN IS DEAD. FROM FUCKING.
Bad Robo!!! DAN ROSEN is not DEAD!!! He repeats, there is no veracity at all to the claim of DAN ROSEN IS DEAD on this website!!!
Holy shit! Dan Rosen *IS* dead, Lince? DOr sho gha! He will email AP ASAP!
JETT TRAVOLTA asked for MEGAN FOX NAKED for christmas but all he got was a
DAN ROSENWII FIT.BATBOY PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY
Fact: The batboy for the Cedar Rapids Kernels is like this 80 year old guy that chases loose balls really fast. WOW!
TOM CRUISE HAS
GAYSEX WITHDAN ROSEN’SUH, SOME HOT CHICK’S CORPSE!Well played Vincenzo.
JETT TRAVOLTA asked for MEGAN FOX NAKED for christmas but all he got was a DAN ROSEN WII
FITDEAD.Fickst.
So nobody has used NIP-SLIP yet?
Oh that’s right, that belongs in the last thread…
Oh my god, I was hoping this would happen, but never did I suspect it to happen this well. Last I checked, a google search for Gerald Posner brought up Filmdrunk on the end of page 2. Currently? HIT NUMBER 1 ON GOOGLE! Also, if you type “Gerald Posner” (with quotes), guess what comes up when you click the “I’m feeling lucky” button? Yep. Filmdrunk! Unfortunately, without the quotation marks, Wikipedia comes up. We must rectify this!
Dear God,
Please, oh please, let some kid have to do a report on Gerald Posner and use Filmdrunk as one of his major sources.
Signed,
-Fluxxy
MEGAN FOX drives her VULVA to work at CERVIX Merchandise! Our helicopter gets an AREOLA view! See the footage the other sites CUNT show you!
I think he meant Wii Seizure, not fit.
GERALD POSNER SAYS THAT HIS WIKIPEDIA WAS CHANGED BY ONE OF HIS ENEMIES!
WE HAVE THE REAL STORY ON GERALD POSNER!
You can literally make a fire from the sparks coming off Gerald Posner while he fucks.
69ing Gerald Posner is what’s called being between “a rock and a hard face”.
Two things that have me tickled posner right now.
1) This is the title of the page that comes up #1 on google when you search for Gerald Posner: “GERALD POSNER | FilmDrunk – Movies news for people who hate Whitey“
2) Filmdrunk beats even Gerald Posner’s official website on google.
Argh, I’m such an idiot. I forgot that I ranked the Filmdrunk Gerald Posner page so that’s why it comes up #1 for me.
/goes into the corner and starts to jerk it with Johnson’s baby shampoo….cries
I climbed Gerald Posner’s face to prove to Nickelodeon viewers that I had G.U.T.S.
It comes up first for me too, fluxxy.
Gerald Posner plays the smoke monster on Lost.
It’s on page 3, flux. But if enough of us search for Gerald Posner and click the filmdrunk link only, that can raise it. NAKED MEGAN FOX WHIP CREAM ANNE HATHAWAY SIDEBOOB GLASS BOTTOM BOAT would do that.
Gerald Posner can not skip his face across a lake.
Gerald Posner can kill two birds with one look.
Gerald Posner and Reginald Denny can never be friends.
I was going to use a bunch of proxies to try to get Gerald Posner’s filmdrunk page on top, but that’s like trying to get blood from Gerald Posner’s face.
Gerald Posner’s first wife was Medusa.
If only it were as easy as getting blood from a baby.
‘s stabbed head.
If I’m not on Filmdrunk tomorrow then know that I’m in hell.
Some say Gerald Posner wrote Case Closed to debunk JFK assassination conspiracy theories. Others believe he was diverting attention from the real conspiracy: that the faked moon landing was filmed on Gerald Posner’s face.
Seriously, those guys never fucked a Whopper?
So last week, I went out to dinner and I saw MEGAN FOX BREASTFEEDING MIDGETS WITH DOWN’S SYNDROME, and the calamari was the best I’ve ever had.
<=== {Kicks in front door to house, points at pot on stove, asks mom respectfully}:
MEGAN FOX THAILAND CLUSTERFUCK FACIAL BLOOPER AMATURE UNDERAGE FUCK TAPE ??
Mom: No, hot dogs and Mac n cheese.