Oh man, today is like Hallotween and Valentween’s Day put together! That’s because Dakota Fanning has been offered a part in New Moon, the upcoming sequel toTwilight. She also needs to stop wearing heels and short dresses because that shit is creepin me out.
“There were no auditions,” a source reveals. “They just offered it to her outright, and now they’re in negotiations. They’ve been going back and forth.”
[Fanning's character] Jane is a member of Italy’s Volturi, the most deadly group of bloodsucking killers in author Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling series.
In the casting notice we got our hands on earlier this month, Jane is described as a petite blonde with a “Botticelli angel-like face…[and] crimson irises.” [E! Online]
Christ. I’m pretty sure the Twilight series is like a reverse mad lib. Stephenie Meyer makes a list of 13-year-old girls’ favorite words and fills in the rest. Hmm, let’s see… Botticelli… angel… crimson… solitude… dazzling… cruel… eternity… duplicity… Ooh, I know! Some bullshit about vampires!
I want more like this!
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