BENJAMIN BUTTON MIGHT NOT BREAK EVEN
01.23.09The LA Times recently published an article about how even 13 Oscar nominations might not be enough for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (trailer, review) to earn back its budget.
Not only did Paramount and co-financing partner Warner Bros. spend $150 million to make it, but the companies will also be laying out an additional $135 million to market and distribute the picture worldwide, according to a person familiar with the situation. Since the movie opened Dec. 25, Paramount has spent lavishly, particularly on its Oscar campaign, which some industry executives estimate could exceed $10 million.
To date, “Button” has grossed $104 million at the U.S. box office and generated an additional $16.2 million in Australia and a handful of markets overseas.
Even with its forthcoming international take and eventual DVD sales, “Button” could struggle to earn a significant profit — or even a modest one.
Benjamin Button wasn’t the best movie ever made, but it’d be a shame if studio execs see this and interpret it as high-minded, big budget movies with name directors being a bad bet. And you know they will because studio execs are idiots, look at Fox. The problem wasn’t the big budget, the problem was that every studio put out their “awards” film at the same time, all banking on the same poorly defined phenomenon like they always do. Hey, I have an idea, why not release Button in January or March, when it’s going up against Underworld 12 and Martin Lawrence in a Fat Suit 7? My guess is it would split less audience with those than with Gran Torino, The Wrestler, Milk, Slumdog, Frost/Nixon and every other award movie they put it up against. But hey, what do I know, I’m just a muscular supergenius.


Why would it? What the hell did even ever do to it?
I’m seeing it this weekend so that’s another $8.
How could it break even? I haven’t seen any t-shirts or action figures at my local Wal-mart.
This movie didn’t lose money. It made money backwards.
They should’ve added explosions, robots, and/or pirates, just to be on the safe side.
Headline: Button is Pressed to Break.
$135 million to market and distribute? I call shenanigans, unless they’re carving the poster onto the surface of the moon.
Man i wanted to hate this movie. Other than the uncomfortable side effect of growing a uterus, I actually enjoyed this film very much.
You’d think that with all the photoshop work they did to Blanchett they would have fixed her wandering eye.
This movie could be three hours of watching a coil of freshly laid shit and I would still see it for just a glimpse of Cate Blanchett.
Brad Pitt in a beret = fail
“I’m seeing it this weekend so that’s another $8.”
Bumsy,
If I pay to see The Wrestler, then afterwards, sneak into the Benjamin Button, That’s $4.00 a piece right?
I’m a glass half full kinda guy, what can I say.
If only The Mighty Feklhar had His ba’Sin where needed…
*fat white guys in suits have meeting at Paramount*
Fat Aristocratic Assfuck 1: We need an idea to milk some more money out of the mindless sheep.
Fat Aristocratic Assfuck 2: *lights cigar with a Benjamin* Get that overpaid idea guy in here!
Overpaid Idea Guy Douchenozzle: Well, we have Cate Blanchett (which he pronounces “blawn-shay”)and BRAD PITT, and we do a Gump-esque pseudo-documentary where Pitt is actually going BACKWARDS in age, and…
The Mighty Feklahr: BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paramount Security: What are all these jugs of nitro and det cord doing out here..oh fuck!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!
Not to be mistaken for the recently released porno titled The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole.
No, you’re talking about “The Curious Face in Benjamin’s Butthole”
The Furious Fist in Benjamin’s Butthole?
More like a “dick half-erect” type of guy.
Now, if any of you spineless baktags are ever wondering to yourself why you are a needledicked loser and He is awesome and virile, consider this:
While youa re out watching some horseshit movie movie like Benjamin Butt-turd, The Mighty Feklahr is at home getting plowed, watching reruns of “Commando” on USA, and hate raping a fifi to young
Arnold SchwarzeneggerAlyssa Milano.AND He has a dwarf-themed Lego set! Take that, goblins! PEW PEW EW!
“Bernie and Chase Rapin’ Benjamin’s Butthole” has a nice flow to it.
I had a curious case of Benjamin Buttons on my sack, but my dermatologist froze them off and gave me some steroids. (And a lolly, yum!)
HERE COMES THE DICK STEPPER!
If only the studio had spent a bit more money…
Word ‘em up
$135 million on marketing, I guess if marketing is a euphemism for 13 yo Taiwanese fuck boys and blow, then sure, I get it, because I think I’ve seen three, four commercials for this film.
It’ll make tons of money overseas. God only knows why.
Perhaps Galadriel should hock her ring to cash4gold.com to help her latest movie out. Or hell, send them all the “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” reels and be done with it.