BACON MEME GETS KEVIN’D
01.12.09Kevin Bacon recently released this Funny or Die exclusive, a Punk’d parody called Bacon’d. Is Punk’d still on? No? Oh well, anything with Kevin Bacon in it is automatically relevant. Isn’t it?? Also, he seems to be getting thinner as he ages. That’s not how it’s supposed to work in the US of A, Kev. We’ll have to send your ass to England if you keep this up.
I saw the Bacon Brothers in concert once. They were like a poor man’s Eyes of Noctum.
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I’m looking forward to Dick’d, the prank show starring Richard Karn, Home Improvement‘s Al Borland.
I was once Posner’d. I still have night tremors.
He stole this title from my book about my experience on the Atkins Diet.
Do you think Kevin Bacon’s name makes him hungry?
Because it makes me hungry.
When he’s talking about coming on the target (which is a little girl), are we sure that’s not an outtake from The Woodsman?
I was Downey’ed once. at least that’s what i call the time that i woke up and some young attractive man was in my bed asking me to fix him up while he was tying my belt around his arm. i insist that this young man was NOT the Filipino call girl i brought home the night before.
Looks like Kevin Bacon got Leukemia’d.
Jack!, you are dating Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland, aren’t you?
I BET HE’S GOT REALLY HAIREE BAWLSS!!!
Kavin Bacon blasted an atrocious amount of shit into his pants at this news and threw his video cassette tape of Kavin’d into the fireplace.
What’s next, a Nic Cage Jackass parody?
Wait…
Hey Fek, overheard at my home this weekend;
Sister, “There, your science project is all done.”
Niece, “QaPlah!”
People still mention Kevin Bacon but why not mention his Six Degrees of Irrelevance?
remu, that’s two references to your sister today. Pix please!
There’s a “Chris P. Bacon” listed in the credits for Defiance. 1) not sure if he’s related 2) least Jewish name ever 3) it makes me way hungry
Degrees?
I always thought that Kevin Bacon tried to become the king of America, and people were talking about the Six Decrees of Kevin Bacon.
Wait until you get Geral’d.
He should run around slapping people with his sausage.
New Up!
Who cares about getting Bacon’d, wouldn’t you rather know who gets Pork’d?
Nooo, it’s Beggin’d Strips! Dogs don’t know it’s not Bacon’d!
Bacon bit parts; the kind Kevin should only have in movies.
You should watch what Senator Rick Santorum does on his show.