AWARDS SCHMASCHMORDS
01.08.09Since I know you were all on pins and f-ing needles wondering who would take home “Favorite Combined Forces”, the People’s Choice Award winners were announced today. My sources tell me they may have even been on TV. The big winner? The Dark Knight.
The summer blockbuster won for favorite movie, action movie, cast, superhero (Christian Bale) and onscreen matchup (Bale and Heath Ledger) during the ceremony, carried live Wednesday by CBS. [THR]
Also taking home multiple awards were The Secret Life of Bees [they frequent gay bath houses under assumed names when they're not making honey] and favorite male movie star and favorite action star Will Smith, proving that people are stupid and not to be trusted. Meanwhile, at the Peebles’ Choice Awards, Sleepin In narrowly edged out Channel Surfin for Favorite Activity. (full list of winners after the jump)
Favorite COMPETITION/REALITY SHOW
Dancing with the Stars
American Idol
Extreme Makeover:Home Edition
Favorite GAME SHOW
Deal or No Deal
Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?
Jeopardy
Favorite MALE TV STAR
Hugh Laurie
Charlie Sheen
Patrick Dempsey
Favorite FEMALE TV STAR
Christina Applegate
Mariska Hargitay
Sally Field
Favorite TALK SHOW HOST
Ellen DeGeneres
David Letterman
Regis Philbin & Kelly Ripa
Favorite SCENE STEALING GUEST STAR
Robin Williams on Law & Order: SVU
Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother
Luke Perry on
Law & Order: SVU
Favorite TV DRAMA DIVA
Kyra Sedgwick(The Closer)
Holly Hunter(Saving Grace)
Mary Louise Parker(Weeds)
Favorite MALE SINGER
Chris Brown
Brad Paisley
Kenny Chesney
Favorite FEMALE SINGER
Carrie Underwood
Alicia Keys
Rihanna
Favorite GROUP
Rascal Flatts
Coldplay
Maroon 5
Favorite COMBINED FORCES
“No Air” by Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown
“4 Minutes” by Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake
“Love Like This” by Natasha Bedingfield featuring Sean Kingston
FavoriteHIP-HOP SONG
“Low” by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain
“Good Life” by Kanye West
“Lollipop” by Lil Wayne featuring Static Major
Favorite ROCK SONG
“All Summer Long” by Kid Rock
“Apologize” by OneRepublic & Timbaland
“Viva La Vida” by Coldplay
Favorite COUNTRY SONG
“Last Name” by Carrie Underwood
“Love Story” by Taylor Swift
“Take Me There” by Rascal Flatts
Favorite R&B SONG
“No One”by Alicia Keys
“Take a Bow” by Rihanna
“With You” by Chris Brown
Favorite POP SONG
“I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry
“Disturbia” by Rihanna
“No Air” by Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown
Favorite SONG FROM A SOUNDTRACK
“Mamma Mia” by Meryl Streep from Mamma Mia!
“Another Way to Die” by Jack White & Alicia Keys from Quantum of Solace
“Labels or Love” by Fergie from Sex and the City
Favorite FUNNY MALE STAR
Adam Sandler
Jim Carrey
Steve Carell
Favorite FUNNY FEMALE STAR
Tina Fey
Ellen DeGeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Favorite MOVIE
The Dark Knight
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Favorite COMEDY MOVIE
27 Dresses
Get Smart
Mamma Mia!
Favorite MOVIE DRAMA
The Secret Life of Bees
21
Eagle Eye
Favorite FAMILY MOVIE
WALL-E
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Kung Fu Panda
Favorite INDEPENDENT MOVIE
The Secret Life of Bees
The Duchess
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Favorite ACTION MOVIE
The Dark Knight
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Favorite CAST
The Dark Knight
Mamma Mia!
Sex and the City
Favorite ON SCREEN MATCH UP
Christian Bale & Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
Shia LaBeouf & Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler (Baby Mama)
Favorite MALE MOVIE STAR
Will Smith
Harrison Ford
Robert Downey Jr.
Favorite FEMALE MOVIE STAR
Reese Witherspoon
Angelina Jolie
Keira Knightley
Favorite MALE ACTION STAR
Will Smith
Christian Bale
Robert Downey Jr.
Favorite FEMALE ACTION STAR
Angelina Jolie
Anne Hathaway
Cate Blanchett
Favorite LEADING MAN
Brad Pitt
Christian Bale
Mark Wahlberg
Favorite LEADING LADY
Kate Hudson
Anne Hathaway
Queen Latifah
Favorite SUPERHERO
Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Will Smith as John Hancock
Favorite TV DRAMA
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Grey’s Anatomy
House
Favorite TV COMEDY
Samantha Who?
Two and a Half Men
Ugly Betty
Favorite NEW TV DRAMA
90210
Fringe
The Mentalist
Favorite NEW TV COMEDY
Gary Unmarried
Kath & Kim
Worst Week
Favorite ANIMATED COMEDY
The Simpsons
Family Guy
South Park
Favorite SCI FI/FANTASY SHOW
Heroes
Supernatural
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles





You mean the Feebles’ Choice Awards, don’t you? Eh? Eh?
A meteor can’t hit this planet soon enough.
Also of note, Maggie Gyllenhaal won the Erswi’s Choice Award for Superhero Movie Vixen I’d Least Prefer to Forcefully Sodomize. Terence Howard was the runner-up.
I have to give them some credit for TDK, Hugh Laurie, and Tina Fey, but otherwise, WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Stop it, guys. You’re making it hard for me to be optimistic.
OK, little help with identifying those people in the banner pic. Left to right, I got Tyler Perry as Madea, a defective Japanese Love Doll, and that guy who plays Harry Potter (in drag).
Am I right?
Juan, you are like some kind of idiot savant up in this piece. Well played.
I don’t get it, why does Mario get to choose? I stopped paying attention to him after Solo.
Coolest thing about the movie Solo? Peebles using a D’k Tahg. Uncoolest thing? Peebles using a D’k Tahg.
Seriously though, a bald, smooth headed black dude using a Klingon weapon? Who did he steal it from? B/c Worf will fucking kill you if it went missing from his personal armory.
I did an unscientific poll around my office to see who has actually voted for a People’s Choice Award in their lifetime. The one positive response came from a FAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Banner Pic: Queen Latifa waves goodbye to any blood circulation above the bust line.
This just in – American entertainment has now proven to cause more stupidity than the Pet Rock.
My Pet Rock was lame as fuck.
It wouldn’t even get close to my Jif covered junk.
I was watching the Weebles Choice Awards the other night. I couldn’t tell who the fuck won or lost.
Everyone lost Stoney. Everyone.
You want fun, tune into Sybil’s Choice Awards. Everyone wins!
If you stare at Dakota Fanning’s dress long enough, you can see an image of yourself…………….with Chris Hansen standing behind you.