Coraline (background info here) makes my nerd boner swell. That’s already been established. All this new trailer does is make it a little more turgid, and give us a little better idea of the plot. Basically, Coraline discovers a door in the floor that opens a wormhole into an alternate reality where instead of being emotionally absent jerks, everyone loves her. It’s basically a metaphor for the internet. I spend my whole life not being propositioned by busty dentists or getting invited to Asian teen bukkake parties, when suddenly I open a series of tubes into a land where I’m in command of multiple, simultaneous Roman orgies. “Nay nay, the flaccid one displeases me. BRING FORTH THE EMPEROR’S MIDGETS!” Yeah… alternate realities are pretty great.

I have a wormhole in my floor too but this one allows me to spy on the hot teen-aged broad who lives below me who has a keen affinity for masturbation.
It also doubles as an excellent used sperm receptacle.
It’s no Paul Blart.
This movie was filmed on location on Mickey Rourke’s face.
only 3 comments in and we have a durst, good job guys
A door in the floor is where I store my dead whores.
{skeet skeet}
I’m gonna cry if I cant find some powerful hallucinogenics before this leaves theaters.
Cry blood.
I have to film all my sextapes in stop motion now since my hooker killed herself.
I saw the trailer in 3-D and flashed back so hard it made Bolt really enjoyable.
new up but it doesnt matter :(
New deeply depressing up up.
I think I just had my first case of the “heebie jeebies”
/shivers
The Nominatrix wonders when “floor” became an alternate term for “wall”.
Malkovich malkovich malkovich.
Gaiman is the King.