I’m seriously impressed with this video. Katherine Heigl? Colin Hanks? Making out? You better believe it. I didn’t even know they were on a show together. Why couldn’t have it been shot inside a volcano? Throw in some crappy YouTube editing and a song by that guy from Nickelback, and wow, whoever made this, you clearly have a direct line into my subconscious. It’s so perfectly full of things I hate, and not even the first things that I’d think of, like techno and hipsters, it’s like stuff that I hate that I forgot even existed, like soy smoothies and that cocky asshole Josh. Anyway, to whoever made this, well done, and may we never hang out.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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I hate kids who ride those bikes that look like motorcycles, and middle aged women who drive Scions. Plus Eagle Talons are the poor mans run down shitty Mitsubishi Eclipse. Thanks for letting me vent.
My daughter actually made this. I’m going to miss that little bitch.
Can anyone get past :28? That’s my seizure point.
There needs to be a new word invented just to describe the black hole filled with shit that this video belongs in.
Well, it does appear to be a natural laxative. Now if you’ll excuse me please.
I’d still hate fuck her and take it A2M just to prove that it does, in fact, stink.
OH yeah….I completely forgot that fugly chick was in Roswell. Colin Hanks dies in it if that makes you feel better. And nearly everyone else in that show has no career now. So I guess they sorta died too.
The highlight of Katherine Heigl’s career (and possibly my life) was when she showed her 15-year-old ass in that movie with Gerard Depardieu as her father.
No, the highlight was that Seagal movie where she is his daughter that he must save from the terrorists that have hijacked a train.
Seriously.
Congratulations to JessicaD for knowing the life stories of every cast member from Roswell. May you and your dust-covered dildo have a nice life together.
i got to exactly :08 seconds and my computer shut down and gave me a five-minute internet timeout.