The Black Freighter, the comic within the comic in Watchmen, hits DVD March 24th. I have no idea what that means.  Where am I?  What’s going on?  Why’s my hand down your swimsuit? [UGO]

Broken Lizard’s Freeloaders has new castmembers. Meanwhile Freeloaders writer/director DAN ROSEN IS DEAD. I think. I dunno, I read it in the comments section of some website.< /self referencing > [THR]

It doesn’t matter what lines you write, this chick will act the f-ck out of them. Bet she’d be a great lay. [HolyTaco]

Trailer for Goemon.  It’s live-action!  It’s animated!  It’s… Japanese! [ScreenJunkies]

For a movie with a title as awesome as Make Out With Violence, this movie sure looks boring. [QuietEarff]

The extended version of that Jason Statham Audi commercial. Says the Stath: “Oi, dat ain’ all dat’s extended, donnit?” [TrailerAddict]

From the makers of Saw comes… CHAIN LETTER! Okay, seriously?  Now you’re just playing pin the horror on the stupid concept. [YouTube]

New Budweiser is made with footballs. [Atom]

My friend Justin sent me this clip from It’s All Gone Pete Tong, which he says is great, but he also liked Slumdog Millionaire AND Lost in Translation, so take that for what you will.  I realize the clip is longer than I normally post, but you owe it to yourself to watch at least until the 50-second mark (I recommend skipping the part before that) when the Coke Badger shows up. That’s right, the Coke Badger.  You’re welcome.

^{Send your Friday Free For All tips to lance@filmdrunk.com}

Maria Bello is my favorite kind of actress, always willing to bare a breast, flash some kitty, or even wave around a labe or two “if the scene demands it” (if there’s a Sigur Ros song in the background).  In fact, one time I took her to my niece’s swim meet and she just stood in the corner smoking cigarettes and growling, “Do I get to show my pussy now?”

Oh right.  Anyway, this is the slightly NSFW trailer for Downloading Nancy.  I’m not sure what it’s about.  What do I look like, Google?
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Oi, da Staf’ ‘eah.  So da ovva day, dese German cunts come up to me an dey’s loike, “Oi, Staf’, ‘ow’d you loike ta do da fock’n commersho for dese fock’n cahs?”

An a course Oy’s loike, “Oi, if it’s a flash sazz wagon you cunts is troyin’ ta sell, den you ‘as come ta da roight place, now ‘aven’t you?”

An so den Oy invoites dem down ta film whoilst Oy’s droivin fru billboards an doin’ fock’n jumps an aw dat - just your av’rage Fursday for da Staf’, innit.  An da result is what you see heah, donnit.  Now, da Staf knows what your finkin’: “Oi, Staf’, what ‘appened to dat fit bird in da rolla shoes?”  Well, whoilst da Staf’ ain’t one ta kiss an’ tell, long story short, Oy knobbed ‘er.  Now, Oy donnow whoy dey ain’ put dat paht in da bloody commersho, now doesn’ dey?  When Oy first found out da knobbin weren’ in dere, Oy wiz so angry dat Oy took moy shir’ off an pulled down dis buildin wif moy bare ‘ands. But den later after Oy’s calmed down a bit, Oy felt bad. So dat noight, Oy rebuilt it.

^{[Thanks to Justin for the tip]}

A blog called You Will Not Believe recently had a pretty sweet feature on Star Wars Yoga, along with a fictional correspondence between George Lucas and Steve Jones, fictional LucasFilm Marketing VP and the inventor of Star Wars yoga.  Might I also suggest a pose in which you spread your asshole and throw away $10. I call it the Indiana Jones IV.

Important Health Tip From Dr. Vince: ALWAYS offset your yoga workouts with kegel exercises. Remember, ladies, not all flexibility is good flexibility.