12.29.08 YEP, IT’S STILL CALLED LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS
Yes yes, the movie’s called Lesbian Vampire Killers, it’s all very kitschy and provocative. Say the title a few more times, I don’t think people will remember it yet. Look, guys, it’s a good name (and according to the Wikipedia page, the whole project started with a challenge to come up with the most commercial film title ever), but you’re really gonna have to work a little harder . This is the internet. I can find underage girls getting a golden shower from a rhinoceros if I look hard enough. If you want to outdo the Japanese, someone’s going to have to lactate and/or explode.
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YEP, IT’S STILL CALLED LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS
These bitches LOVE to get their “red wings”.
They could’ve done better. Like “Lesbian Vampire Killers from Outer Space.” Or “Lesbian Vampire Killers in Bikinis.”
Why would anybody want to kill lesbian vampires?
So, are they people that kill “Lesbian Vampires”, or “Lesbian Vampires” that kill people, or Lesbians that kill Vampires?
Either way, He is sure this will star Rosie O’Donnell and her famous “Garlic Tuna Pie”, guy’Cha!
Why would lesbians want to kill vampires?
The only way to kill a Lesbian Vampire is a wooden dildo to the uterus.
So they didn’t call it Lesbian Vampire Killers Presented by Geico…
I was wondering the same thing, but I think it’s people who kill lesbian vampires?
Proof that, no matter how hard they try, studios will never come up with a title as self-explanatory as Snakes on a Plane.
Lesbian vampires don’t mind crosses as much as they mind the sight of a guy holding a door open for them.
Since they’re lesbians, i’m safe, right? i wonder if they’d mind if i just sat in a chair in the corner of the room and watched? i promise to use my sock as a recptacle, you know?
I’m guessing they use sharpened field hockey sticks as weapons?
Lesbian vampires don’t care that they can’t see their own reflections; their girlfriends are always there to make sure they look their prettiest.
I can at least take solace in the fact that, when this movie flops, someone is going to lose a shitload of money. Life is always worthwhile if you remember that.
Better than Dyke Death Dealers…no wait, it’s not.
I’ll give them this - at least it’s not a fucking remake, sequel, or video-game based movie….
It’s so hard to get anything done at work when I wear a hand bra.
Lesbian Vampires support gay marriage, as long as it’s not to a man. With Blood?
hehe handle bras
Lesbian vampires are bringing back the goth-with-a-mullet look.
Stoney-or comic book :(
Lesbian vampires are masters of stalking their prey. Birkenstocks are very quiet.
You can only kill them with whittled down softball bats.
Lesbian vampire bats only bite cats.
Finally, Hollywood has a role for Lindsay Lohan!
It’s only fair that the lesbian vampires get their own movie. The gay vampires already got Twilight.
I’ll be showing myself the door now.
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