12.02.08 WOLVERINE IS STILL SUPER MASCULINE
Some new pictures of facial hair twinsies Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber (Sabretooth) from Wolverine have hit the web. It’s a good thing Hugh Jackman is gritting his teeth and flexing so hard in this picture, otherwise that wifebeater might’ve looked gay.
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WOLVERINE IS STILL SUPER MASCULINE
Banner cap: “Come give daddy a BIG HUG!”
OK, time to comic nerd durst this, but I hate the casting of Sabretooth they did. Sabretooth is supposed to be a large, cocksure, homicidally psychotic, macho-misogynistic asshole extraordinaire! He is supposed to be so sure that he is better than Wolverine, that he is never even remotely intimidated by him.
Fucking Liev Schreiber looks like Wolverine’s shitty little red-headed step-brother. WTF?
Bannner cap: Goddamit Jr, if scratch the walls one more time playing gay wolfman or whatever the fuck that is, so help me, I’ll break my foot off in your ass.
Where the hell is Furiously? I need to masturbate!
I haven’t seen so many muttonchops since that made-for-TV Martin Van Buren biopic
True Dat, Fek
Thank you , Vince, for playing to the ladies today!
Fek speeks da troof!
I am putting this out there, then I am shutting the fuck up:
Andy fucking Dick would make a better Sabretooth than Liev Schreiber .
Ya he does!
{leans in close, whispers}
Really? OK.
Banner: “GRRRRRRRRRRRRR… JAZZ CLAWS!”
Banner pic cap: Whlie frying balls, Wolverine has conviced himself he can fly, and tried for six hours.
Yeah? Well! Liev Screiber would make a better Andy Dick than he would a . . . wait . . . what were we talking about here?
What the hell is Hugh Jackman doing?
This isn’t going to win him another Tony Award!
How many times, on a day-to-day basis, do you figure Wolverine’s shit his pants?
All of the casting of this movie seems like shit.
Furiously has gone flaccid.
I blame Jazz Hands, the gay superhero. He has the power of Fabulous! and hairdressing!
The banner pic illustrates Wolverine’s single weakness - the inability to snap his fingers.
I like Liev as Sabertooth. Slap on a ponytail and it’s spot on. And the Schreib can act. Did you actually like Tyler Mane, Fek?
It also looks like he needs to have that spare head Andy Garcia’d off.
Someone needs to get with the program and cast Liev Schreiber as John Clark in a film version of Without Remorse by Tom Clancy.
Wolverine HAS to do the 3 seashells.
I thought Woverine’s weakness is that if you can get him to say his name backwards, he has to suck your dick.
Okay, he doesn’t have to suck your dick, but he will.
You guys remember when you first learned to ride your bike and would put your feet down to stop instead of using the brake?
He’s stopping.
Second pic, bottom-
The dude on the far right just got his first boner.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Is Wolverine remaking the ‘Oops I did it again’ video?
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