WOLVERINE IS STILL SUPER MASCULINE
12.02.08
Some new pictures of facial hair twinsies Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber (Sabretooth) from Wolverine have hit the web. It’s a good thing Hugh Jackman is gritting his teeth and flexing so hard in this picture, otherwise that wifebeater might’ve looked gay.
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Banner cap: “Come give daddy a BIG HUG!”
OK, time to comic nerd durst this, but I hate the casting of Sabretooth they did. Sabretooth is supposed to be a large, cocksure, homicidally psychotic, macho-misogynistic asshole extraordinaire! He is supposed to be so sure that he is better than Wolverine, that he is never even remotely intimidated by him.
Fucking Liev Schreiber looks like Wolverine’s shitty little red-headed step-brother. WTF?
Bannner cap: Goddamit Jr, if scratch the walls one more time playing gay wolfman or whatever the fuck that is, so help me, I’ll break my foot off in your ass.
Where the hell is Furiously? I need to masturbate!
I haven’t seen so many muttonchops since that made-for-TV Martin Van Buren biopic
True Dat, Fek
Thank you , Vince, for playing to the ladies today!
Fek speeks da troof!
I am putting this out there, then I am shutting the fuck up:
Andy fucking Dick would make a better Sabretooth than Liev Schreiber .
Ya he does!
{leans in close, whispers}
Really? OK.
Banner: “GRRRRRRRRRRRRR… JAZZ CLAWS!”
Banner pic cap: Whlie frying balls, Wolverine has conviced himself he can fly, and tried for six hours.
Yeah? Well! Liev Screiber would make a better Andy Dick than he would a . . . wait . . . what were we talking about here?
What the hell is Hugh Jackman doing?
This isn’t going to win him another Tony Award!
How many times, on a day-to-day basis, do you figure Wolverine’s shit his pants?
All of the casting of this movie seems like shit.
Furiously has gone flaccid.
I blame Jazz Hands, the gay superhero. He has the power of Fabulous! and hairdressing!
The banner pic illustrates Wolverine’s single weakness – the inability to snap his fingers.
I like Liev as Sabertooth. Slap on a ponytail and it’s spot on. And the Schreib can act. Did you actually like Tyler Mane, Fek?
It also looks like he needs to have that spare head Andy Garcia’d off.
Someone needs to get with the program and cast Liev Schreiber as John Clark in a film version of Without Remorse by Tom Clancy.
Wolverine HAS to do the 3 seashells.
I thought Woverine’s weakness is that if you can get him to say his name backwards, he has to suck your dick.
Okay, he doesn’t have to suck your dick, but he will.
You guys remember when you first learned to ride your bike and would put your feet down to stop instead of using the brake?
He’s stopping.
Second pic, bottom-
The dude on the far right just got his first boner.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Is Wolverine remaking the ‘Oops I did it again’ video?
I like Liev as Sabertooth. Slap on a ponytail and it’s spot on. And the Schreib can act. Did you actually like Tyler Mane, Fek?
A. This is nothing against Lieb or his credibility as an actor, but…
B. With what little evidence I have (these pics) he looks about as much Sabretooth to me as my last shit I took.
C. I thought the Sabretooth character in X1 blew fucking dirty donkey dick, no fault of Mane. In both of these cases neither of the actors share the blame. It is all about how the concept of the character was used.
C1. Where Mane may have “looked” a LITTLE more like Sabretooth in terms of size, in X1 he was as much Sabretooth as the last shit I took.
C2. Liev might be a fine actor, but he doesn’t strike as a large, cock-sure, macho motherfucker. It’s a two part fail.
Hey, how come there’s no stills of Nicole Kidman?
Also, where can I get the soundtrack!?
Banner pic cap: Wolverine is distressed by his conjoined twin myslexia, and the little sister he never got to have.
Fek, was that a multiple choice quiz?
If Wolverine beat off on your chest, would he squirt Silver Surfer?
Banner pic cap: Wolverine doin some hood rat shit, running the halls of his project fuckin up the walls.
Wolverine better be careful – he could easily rip through his Miata’s convertible top with those things.
Chod:
A. Yes
B. No
C. You are a little fairy queen fag
alls im sayin is, im sure as cock that Liev can play cock-sure. sure, his cock doesn’t look it, but his cocky personality will surely stick it to Wolvie in this one, cock-wise. cock. trust me fekky.
Banner pic cap: Down on the ol’ cube farm, Wolverine spies somebody about to snake his Ham ‘n’ Cheese Hot Pocket. His review would reflect his fledgling interpersonal communication skills.
Want
Is it the chops, muscles, or ready for prime time at Bennihana’s fingers elle0?
I have a thing for knife skills. He’d be handy on the grill.
Ouch, he’s eye poking me.
Hey, Liev can prove me wrong if he wants to. More pwer to him.
BTK, there has been a new up for like 20 minutes, filmtards.
If it want’s to stay true to the source material, it damn well better have a Deadpool/Bea Arthur sex scene.
From the bits of the trailer that are out, I think casting is going to be pretty damn good for this movie… Liev looks a lot like Sabertooth around the Massacre time. I also think he has the chops to pull it off. Too bad Blob looks like Fat Bastard, but Deadpool makes up for it. Apparently Tyler Mane was not liked on the first, but they were too far along to go back, unlike when they switched Wolverines.
“Andy fucking Dick would make a better Sabretooth than Liev Schreiber”
Hell. Terri Schiavo would make a better Sabertooh than Liev Schreiber. Though I guess we should just be grateful they didn’t put Will Smiff in the part.