12.05.08 WILL SMITH’S KARATE KID WON’T CRANE KICK
You may have repressed the memory by now, but Will Smith is producing a remake of Karate Kid starring his 10-year-old son Jaden. At a recent appearance, Smith said his son is adamant that the remake not include the famous crane kick.
Will… said he’s “begging” Jaden to include the crane kick in KARATE KID even though Jaden wants no part of it. Will says that he plays fighting video games and wants to model some of his moves off what he sees coming out of his Xbox. [JoBlo]
Dude, the whole point of having kids is that even if they disagree with you, they’re half your size and depend you for food. All you have to do is hold up each fist up and be like, What’s that, son? You don’t wanna do the crane kick? I respect your artistic integrity. But before you make any decisions I think you should discuss this with my friends here, LaVerne and Shut the F-ck Up. Now be a good boy and don’t make me beat your ass again.
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WILL SMITH’S KARATE KID WON’T CRANE KICK
I think Jada makes that speech to the kids. Will is out with his boyfriend
Jaden told his father he wanted to pay tribute to the late Rudy Ray Moore by using “Dolemite kung fu.”
He added “You rat soup eatin’, insecure, honky mutha fucka!”
…and so “Insufferable Douchebag Week” wraps up with Will Smiff Day. Be sure to join FilmDrunk next week for “I’d Rather Pay $8 to Fuck My Sister in the Ass Than See That” week, also featuring Brett Ratner.
FUCK. THIS. GODDAMNED. MOVIE. IN. THE.
GOATCRANE. ASS!!@!@@@@@@##@##@@!!!!!!!!!!11Are you ok, Erswi?
Shit-fuck. If Jaden can hold out long enough, I bet producers will work some fucking Teddy Grahams into the third act.
Jaden’s just afraid to stand on one leg, because he’s only been walking for 9 fucking months.
I can guaran-fucking-tee that if you attended the “ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPIONSHIP” today, it’d be just a bunch of Hispanics all knife fighting each other.
That referee’s hand may say “chop”, but his hairstyle suggests “touch dicks”.
I know you’re ten - I know you’re ten - but, you’ll be a ten year old, walkin’ the dog no-house mother fucker.
According to Will Smith, in the remake, AIDS will now defeat The Cobras.
If you’ll notice, the crane movie really isn’t necessary when you’ve got dopey fucking ears to distract your opponent.
Wasn’t Ralph Machio 24 when he made The Karate Kid? There are ten year old Shaolin monks, trained since birth, who still wouldn’t convince in this. This will suck more than that Tarzan if-not-raised-by-apes-then-how-the-fuck-is-it-a-Tarzan movie.
Doesn’t that lil’ nigglin know that the Crane Kick has no defense?
Will missed out. When Jaden refused the crane kick, his father should have unveiled his Cobra Kai t-shirt, menacingly stared at his son and said “Sweep…the………PORCH!!” and then handed him a broom.
If there’s one lesson I learned from the Karate Kid movies, it’s that even if you are a wimp, you can always get the girl so long as you are a really nice guy. Thank you Karate Kid. Because of you I never nailed anything better than a 5.
They should also remake The Next Karate Kid with Jamie Spears in the Hillary Swank part. Her signature move will be called “The Stork.”
Jaden has agreed, however, to replace the Crane Kick with the Nepotistic Knee-to-the-groin maneuver.
Is it true that Jason Statham is playing Mr. Miyagi?
I got kicked out of the Cobra Kai dojo because when my sensei asked if fear lives in this dojo, I said “No, but QUEERS do” and pointed at Dutch.
Will this movie feature evil storm chasers?
he plays fighting video games and wants to model some of his moves off what he sees coming out of his Xbox
Ten bucks says he throws a Haduken.
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