The Original Greasy Sax Scene: Damn, those hips don’t lie, am I right ladies and queers?
Most FilmDrunkards will probably recognize the name of Greasy Sax Dude, from the infamous opening beach scene in Lost Boys, which I’ve posted and linked to countless times. 
But up until now, few of us knew who he really was: composer, musician, and all around greasy shirtless dude Timmy Cappello. And when he wasn’t getting greased up to play sax in Lost Boys, he was getting greased up to play sax with the likes of Tina Turner, Ringo Starr, Peter Gabriel, and Carly Simon. These days it seems he’s been branching out, often getting greased up to play acoustic guitar. You’ll also be glad to note that he still wears the same necklace – made of steel, just like his pecs. With any luck, he’ll soon single-handedly usher in a new era of greasy folk music.
A Be-Wifebeatered Greasy Sax Man Onstage with Tina Turner. “Just honkin’ n’ thrustin’, man, honkin’ n’ thrustin. It’s what I do.”
Timmy Cappello’s Homepage
Timmy Cappello’s Fan Site (yes, Timmy Cappello has a fan site)
[Thanks to Robo for the tip. Again]
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Thanks a lot, I thought I’d finally make it to work without fapping :(
Those chains look cold.
His song list includes Greasy Desperado, Sweaty Unchained Melody and Hepatitey Tears In Heaven.
This guy is why Murphy’s gums bled.
From greasy Timmy’s What’s New page “it was also fun to play a fair amount of sax on this one. it reminded me of the old days in the 70′s and 80′s when there was a pretty thriving recording session scene in new york and you’d go in a blow a solo on somebody’s pop song.”
There’s a real interesting subtext there.
I don’t believe that with a name like Cappello, that too much grease was needed.
I would have bet my balls that the Greasy Sax Dude was the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
Was the opening scene from The Lost Boys shot on Guido Beach?
It could be argued that after a night of lovemaking, that Kenny G is the original Greasy Sax Dude. Can astroglide be considered grease?
Kenny G blows his sax.
If he’s gonna go and down-size his body like that (sadface), the same should apply to his accessories.
Any male over the age of 12 that still goes by Timmy deserves whatever shame and beat-down they get. Walking around shirtless, rocking home made choke chains doesn’t help either.
Better be careful with that grease, he could end up with a slide guitar.
He’s too saxy for his shirt, too saxy for his shirt, so saxy it hurts.
Tell me Marty, How does Brundlefly eat?
I never thought that guitar was short for guido-tard.
*spray on another layer of Axe Instinct Body Spray*
This fucking post makes me want to smell like rare leathers.
Better hope that chain is real stainless, otherwise it’ll turn his neck skin green.
You know, Bill Clinton would trade places with this dude in a second.
The fact that a dude named “Cappello” plays instruments makes me want to punch a kitten for being so cute in a world that makes so little sense.
The good news is that his neck will never get stuck in the snow…
You gotta go to his site and see the picture of him holding a guitar to his lips. It makes it obvious that he prefers playing
saxa different instrument.*chodin sprints into thread wearing his clothes backwards*
Ah FUCK!!! I missed the bus…word…I missed the bus…
Hey, wait a minute, if that wasn’t Greasy Sax Dude hanging in my closet, dead from experimenting with erotic asphyxiation…then who was it?
Crapbasket, by throwing up while playing “Johnny B. Goode.”
And that’s something you should neva eva eva do again, Chodin.
Mmmm… I could go for a tall cup of grease right now.
What they fail to mention is that Greasy Sax Dude has also spend a substantial amount of his career as a color-copy printout, taped conveniently above my toilet.
If we could get this guy to have a baby with our resident movie reviewer, they’d have Greasy Sexman.
Oy – Timmy fockin’ Cappella ‘eer. When oi ain’t laiyin’ down solo traiks on some bloody cunt’s reckahd, ya can foind me at da beach, strummin me guitah, innit? An’ ya betta believe oi ain’t wearin’ no fockin’ shirt that’d cova’up me kick ass chains, donnit’?
If I have Timmy Cappello ride in my truck with me, I should be good for another 6,000 mile before I need another oil change.
Uhm…I guess what stoney is saying is that all the “fit birds” would like to climb into his “sazz wagon.”
In other news, greasy saxman sidewalk skates barefoot.
No?
If Greasy Sax Dude fucked the Hamburglar, the result would blow away dollarmenuaires everywhere.
If this guy had a baby with the bad sensai from Karate Kid, they’d have a Kreese-y Sax Dude.
Timmy Cappello’s chain is looped around its weakest link.
*slaps Timmy Cappello on his back with right hand then starts ‘bating*
So if I’m requesting oral from a female (or my Boy Scout Master), it’s totally acceptable to ask for a “Timmy Cappello” , right?
“Yeah bitch-er, um: Scout Master Steve, I want you to get Timmy Cappello on this dork!”
If this guy had a baby with my high school chorus teacher, they’d have the Giresi Sax Dude.
TIMMAY!!!
^my masterpiece
Timmy Cappello’s floor is pure astro-turf
Greasy sexman was my prison name.
As far as Timmy Cappello is concerned, Peter Frampton had the right idea.
“Wait a fucking minute: you can play the guitar AND stick it in your mouth? Hubba-hubba.”
Greasy Sax Dude fills up all the cannolis at the corner store.
If this guy had a baby with my high school, they’d have the Degrassi Sax Dude.
*shoves dick into dead horse’s mouth*
I haven’t played a musical instrument in years, so I’m a little rusty on the trombone.
Timmy Cappello no longer performs. In 2003 he jumped on a slip n slide at a child’s party and has yet to come to a stop.
When Greasy Sax Dude drains his spit trap, crisco comes out.
I forgive you, Pauly.
*squirts shit down leg*
I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but I got Timmy Cappello on a 5-dollar-footlong, last night.
Timmy Cappello passed on the lead role in “Grease” because he thought it was a practical joke.
Steven Segal thinks Timmy Cappello is gross.
new up steers, queers, and texans.
New up, bad news.