WELL THIS IS CRAPPY NEWS
12.09.08
Sometimes stuff happens that really ruins your day, but I sort of have to report it anyway. Like Mark Ruffalo’s brother, who was shot last week. He died late last night.
Two people wanted for questioning about the shooting had surrendered themselves to police earlier Monday.
Shaha Mishaal Adham was suspected of shooting Scott Ruffalo, and authorities had issued an attempted murder arrest warrant for the 26-year-old. Brian Scofield was being held on a misdemeanor traffic warrant.
Well that just sucks. I have nothing to contribute to this, really. It’s time like these I wish I was Morgan Freeman, who’s always there with sage advice and a soothing voice.

That sucks.
Well, Vince, I’ll try:
He had a nice ass, but he couldn’t live forever.
Fuck it. A gay hairdresser died. No big loss.
What? I’m balding! Sue me!
It’s tough to make a funny comment about something like this, so I’ll just point out that in marginally related news, last night Brett Ratner took several shots to the face. His spokesperson released this statement: “Ewwwwww.”
Expect a handi-wipes product placement in his next movie.
Yo – you don’t get shot “execution style” just for giving some guy in the mafia a bad hair cut. Dude musta been involved in some nasty shit.
Erswi – you have FB mail, brotha.
This is why you don’t hire the corner crack head to do your “head shot” for your SAG card.
So I guess now you could go into the salon where he worked and ask for them to give you the “execution style” and they’ll cut your hair just like Scott’s?
On the bright side, my copy of The Dark Knight says it’s out for delivery from Amazon, so at least I’ll still be able to jerk off tonight.
There goes the next season of Shear Genius!
Oh, The Mighty One thought this guy had died when he was shot…so this news has little impact on Him.
Did He mention His grandma died? Yeah, Merry Fucking Festivus!
That sucks Fek. I’m sorry to hear that.
Condolences Fek. That sucks. (I suppose it be wrong to say she had a nice ass but couldn’t live forever.)
New, curried goat flavored up.
Robo, I’m probably going to hell for laughing at that.
Sorry Fek.
sorry Fek
Ah, it’s ok. She was fucking 90 and senile. She was in good health up until the last couple years, so what more can you ask for out of life?
Did you know that Morgan Freeman smokes a lot of weed? ‘Cause I didn’t.
Also that really sucks. I’ve always kinda liked Mark Ruffalo for some reason.
Wow. I went to High School with Mark and Scott Ruffalo. I never really knew Scott, but Mark was a big dork. How big, you ask? His senoir year he was voted “Most fun to be around.” Sorry brad, maybe Mark was “fun to be around,” but I thought he was Ghey.
*Looks at 1986 High School year book* HAHAHA – Yeah Mark was a total dork loser!
*Starts finding pictures of self from 1986* HAHAHA – Yeah… Uh… yeah……
*Cries into cheap beer bottle*