*puts on suspenders and green visor*
Okay, so the last we heard on the Watchmen suit was that the judge had ruled that Fox is entitled to “at the very least, the right to distribute the ‘Watchmen’ motion picture,” and was trying to urge both sides towards a settlement.  Today, WB issued this statement:

“We respectfully but vigorously disagree with the court’s ruling and are exploring all of our appellate options. We continue to believe that Fox’s claims have no merit and that we will ultimately prevail, whether at trial or in the Court of Appeals.”

It’s important to note that if WB goes the appeal route rather than trying to work out a settlement with Fox, this process will take forever. However, most observers say both sides are just talking tough in order to get more favorable terms in the settlement. Judge Feess says he will still hold a trial January 20th to determine damages, how far Fox’s rights extend, and – THIS IS KEY – whether to block the release of the movie.  WB claims it’s an opportunistic suit by Fox, Fox claims WB has a history of playing fast and loose with the rights to film properties, and countless lying sluts have alleged that I’m a premature ejaculator.  Bottom line, the longer this bullshit takes, the less money there’s going to be for them split up when everyone gets tired of hearing about this and stays home from the theater.

SEMI UPDATE: If I read another “Fox is trying to delay Watchmen!” headline I’m going to punch a baby.  Just to clarify, Fox is NOT trying to delay the release.  The judge has ruled Fox owns a piece of it. Therefore, it’s in Fox’s best interest that it be released on time since they will be making money on it.  Key piece of the article:

Monday’s events seem to be a speed bump to a costly settlement, with the hardline postures likely a strategic move for both sides more than anything else. Fox, which finally snapped a long box office losing streak with “Marley & Me,” gains most with a settlement, not a blocked release. [THR]

[Sources: THR, DHD, NY Times, Tammy]