I’ve got the first episode of Flight of the Conchords’ new season available for free after the jump, even though it won’t be on TV until January 18th. I’m just really f-cking cool like that. If you’ve never seen Flight of the Conchords, it’s an HBO show about the New Zealand singing sensation… uh, Flight of Conchords. Think Tenacious D, but skinnier and much, much drier. HBO has a pretty good track record when it comes to breaking new comedies – Ali G, Summer Heights High… pretty much everything except Little Britain, which makes me want to self-immolate. Hey, England, you can have Tracey Ullman back too. Anyway, check it out. And if your boss gives you any shit, just tell her* to f-ck off. It’s December. Nobody works in December.
Oh yeah, and the video is U.S. only. Sorry, man, I don’t make these rules. I’ll try not to pity you too hard while I wait for this case of pneumonia to heal itself without medical care.
*Get it? A woman boss? LOL, imagine that!
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
I watch all FOTC for free. I borrow cable. From my neighbor. And order the Playboy Channel 24/7.
Don’t have HBO anymore. I thought it was silly to pay for a movie channel that would rather show Television serial dramas with cuss words.
What the hell do all these video hosting sites have against us foreigners?
Bowie you freaky bastard.
Yay! Well, I know what I’ll be watching when I get home from work tonight.
And I’m loving Summer Heights High right now, too.
“I wanna’ draw my dick on you!”
“Women have different dental issues than men.”
Yeah, like when they mouth off and I knock their fucking teeth out.
I wasn’t being serious, ladies. I only punch children.
[www.hotspotshield.com] If you’re not in the U,S download this and you will be able to watch it, as well as the hulu videos.
Foreigners can’t watch hulu? And for good cause, you all suck.
Lil’ Britan, I watched about 10 minutes of one, Rosie motherfucking O’Donell shows up… I bellowed “FUCK!” at my TV and turned it off. Then flipped off HBO and David Milch.
It’s ok Vance, the wit and charm with which you write that brightens my days, eroticizes my nights and makes life worth living all hours in general more than makes up for never being able to watch what the hell you’re talking about.
*Stuff envelope full of coal, postmarks Vance c/o FilmDrunk*
It’s like traveling to the future and finding out that Sexman was deported to New Zealand, grew sideburns and left his sense of humor in a Ronco Food Dehydrator.
But in a good way.
I can’t watch the video and I’m in the USA. This must be what being a
second-class citizenforeigner feels like.Isn’t New Zealand’s fifteen minutes of fame about up yet?
I’m not going to watch this because if it isn’t funny i’ll just die. Can’t take that chance. Also, getting fired sounds pretty painful.
This is for JHC because i love his dope ass so much
[www.youtube.com]
You know what I miss? Looking up by my avi and seeing “You Have 3 New Messages” in little green letters.
{leans head on fist and stares off into space}
Yes, I am a blogwhore, and will continue to be until Lince begs (sends one email demanding) that I stop.
dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-seething-hatred-for-human-race.html
(slight to moderate use of NSFW language, but otherwise ok)
Ya, that guy that BTK’d Adam Walsh was a real Toole.
Thanks ARSK. That was pretty funny. BTK, how’d you know I kept my weed in my rectum? You work for the FBI?
Al-I can’t remember if I asked you this, but
did I ever tell you the anal eggs story???can you try routing it through a USA proxy server?“New Zealand, Why Not?”
I can probably try all sorts of things if I’m on my home computer as opposed to my work ‘puter, Fek. Thanks for the tip (does it seem weird to anyone else to see Fek being thanked for “the tip” instead of Robo?)
BTK, the anal eggs sounds familiar, but what I’ve really been racking my brain about the past few days is Lilo’s drug of choice…
“New Zealand, Come Visit Our Fence Made of Forks!”
Where the fuck is Zealand??
Whereever Ze Germans want it to be.
I dunno, C-Dog.
Maybe it’s close to Zeaworld.
*ducks*
Good call Vance, I see what you just did there.
Fuckin’ Nommy.
Man, we need a new post in the worst way.
Hey! I’m a native of Kraplakistan!
Man, we need a new post in the worst way.
Maori we do, Maori we don’t.
*drops pants, pisses all over piano*
Fuck this whole “Where is New Zealand” argument! Y’know what I’m fuckin wondering? . . .
Where the fuck is Old Zealand?
New up – with sex AND cartoons!
Virtually a new up.
The best thing about Donkey Hodey is that by making fun of New Zealand he’s actually showing how borderline retarded americans are…
Who would’ve thought – an American doesn’t know shit about a country outside of theirs?
No wonder people fly planes into your buildings. Actually Al Qaeda probably did your country some good as now a portion of rednecks like Donkey Hodel actually know other countries exist outside of the States.
Oh wait Donkey here’s a list on countries outside the states… you dick.
[www.doublestandards.org]
Oh and New Zealand is to the west of Australia and has a population of 4,000,000
[en.wikipedia.org]
there are two more important differences between tenacious D and flight of the conchords:
1) flight of the conchords is funny
2) flight of the conchords’ music is good (usually- in this episode not so much)
but props for getting the episode up. thanks.
SS is his last name. In his circle, they call him “Waffen.
But hey, if you want to pick on me to linkspam, who am I to argue? I’m just going to keep ignoring you and your link.
SS- are you a Kiwi or do you just have sand in your vagina?
Either way…
*clears throat*
SS, shut the fuck up.
It’s December. Nobody works in December.
I work in December. That’s why you don’t hear from my sorry ass until late at night anymore.