TR2N GETS A N3W T1TLE
12.01.08
“Ask me about my crotch bulge”
The makers of the Tron sequel, previously known as Tr2n, have decided that replacing letters with numbers is so se7en years ago. According to Production Weekly, the new title is TRZ. Because X’s are played out and vowels are what fags do.
“After being transported into the surreal landscape of a mainframe computer to destroy an intruder, a programmer finds himself allied with the leader of a rebellion against a corrupt cyber-entity.”
Little else known about the project, in which Jeff Bridges will reprise his role as Flynn, and which will be shot in 3-D (or possibly hypercolor). I think they should make it a buddy cop movie about Tron Man and this guy. “Aww hell naw! Don’tchoo eva touch a LARPer‘s radio,” vagina-face man would say.
[via /Film]
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Vince, you’ll use any excuse you can find to post that Tron Guy pic won’t you? Can’t say I really blame you though.
If I got transported into my computer, I wouldn’t have to fight anything except the urge to cyber-bate to all the porn I’ve downloaded.
I’d fuck that guy’s face, hard and balls deep.
I don’t want to jump to any conclusions here, but isn’t that Tom Smykowski?
Hey Rotty, if you did get transported into your puter would you then be eligible to fuck the chicks in your pron? Because if so, sign me up. I’ve got like 200 gigabytes of loving waiting for me right now.
Looks like Tron 3 will come bursting out of that guys gut
aaaaany second now.
When the Tron Guy sucks his gut in, the design shrinks to say the words “Mule Cock” and has an arrow that points towards his junk.
That Tron guy looks a lot like my brother in law. i remember him marrying my sister 30 years ago because she was young and pregnant, even though it wasn’t his kid. he felt like it was an honorable thing to do or some shit like that. i figured he married her because she did him and he wanted the steady pussy, you know? and even though they have slept in separate bedrooms for that last 25 years, they’re still happily married, but i seriously doubt he’s had any steady pussy in the past 28 years.
Kurg, you wanna know why he married her? Pregnant chicks take it in the ass.
He looks so proud of his beer pong gut.
Sadly, his face is still a virgin.
I did not get that memo, erswi.
I got sucked into my computer once, but it was called Tran.
He begins and ends all his calls with “ptoo ptoo”
Neither did my wife, Stoney. BTK, you still didn’t answer my question about the Labatt’s pinata.
It’s probably just the unmarried ones.
“Production Weekly” is wrong! The new title is “TMZ,” so they can get a lot of free publicity from Harvey Levin.
I was accidentally sucked into Fek’s computer once. I felt like I was running a day care center/butcher shop.
Banner photo: Pillsbury Doughboy…now with Blueberry Swirlz!
Sorry, erswi – missed it. They’d actually filled it with little plastic bottles various alcohol, candy, and embarrassing photos of the birthday boy.
It was my job to rig the thing so it would hang properly in the space. It was an engineering feat, I tell you.