Brett Ratner, Roman Polanski, and his 14-year-old daughter Morgane. Move along, folks, nothing to see here…
Bash Brett Ratner’s crappy movies all you want, you have to admit, the man’s kissed a lot of famous dudes. Here are the ten creepiest pictures of him I could find. And really, it wasn’t hard, the man’s like an awkwardness factory.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And nice shirt, Morgane. I can’t wait to have a whore daughter.
Since when is Salma Hayek a dude? I am so fucking gay for him!
Why didn’t you post that pic of Andre the Giant getting a hummer from Ratner in the parking lot of the Cedar Rapids HandiMart?
So has Ratner had to introduce himself to the neighbors after that shot with the eight year-old
s dude, seriouslyHe’s a fucking pederast, dude.
I’m kind of impressed. It took a shitload of makeup for John Wayne Gacy to achieve the same effect.
If someone took my picture with Paris Hilton, they wouldn’t be able to upload it until the reassembled the shattered bits of the memory card after it was pulled out of their ass.
Since when is Salma Hayek a dude? I am so fucking gay for him!
I said the ten creepiest pics, not the ten gayest. That’s another post.
8 year olds…
Wow, Roman Polanski’s daughter sure looks like him. Who was her mother, Roddy McDowall?
Does Roman Polanski having a teenage daughter strike anyone else as a bit ironic?
If you put your ear up to Ratner’s jowl, instead of the ocean you hear the sound of under-roos clogging a jacuzzi filter.
Alternate thread title: Evidence Items A-J
That poor kid looks absolutely horrified. Probably has nightmares about Ratner under his bed now.
You’re T-shirt is misspelled. You’re not as smart as you think your.
What are you talking about, Al? Of course he has nightmares about Ratner under his bed now! I have nightmares about Ratner under my bed now!
Pic 2: “So Joanie told me about this hormone you can take. I think you should look into it.”
That’s not my t-shirt Nom. It’s tattoo’d on my ass.
Also tattooed on Al’s ass? Her vibrator’s warning label.
We’re gonna have to tattoo it on YOUR ass if you don’t give it back soon, Burnsy.
ps – Please replace the batteries this time.
Tattoo’d on my ass? The chinese character for “meaningless tattoo”.
I’ve got that fucker running on uranium.
Uranium? HAHA. Fucking nice.
Someone stop this lunatic. He’s mauling that poor child on a red carpet. I bet he has a ferris wheel at his house.
Things I learned on my vacation;
Sticking a turkey neck into your fly and dropping it on her shoulder whilst sitting at the dinner table commenting, “Deep fry turkey accident, check it out.” Does not an endering family memory make.
Brett Ratner has the 5 o’clock shadow look down.
Unless hysterical commotion and domestic battery is an endearing family memory…
{sideways finger guns to fek}
Another look he has down: Lover of man-love.
Crappy – especially if the “her” in question was your grandma.
New up. Sort of.
Dude, that is a 9 o’clock shadow.
Don’t miss out kiddies, mouse over the pics and see the funny haha’s VaLince put on some of them
whatever, i’d be grabbing a handful of Hayek too…fuck the police!!!!