12.22.08 TODAY IN UNINENTIONALLY SEXY TAGLINES…
Over the weekend, this new teaser trailer for Imagi Animation’s Astro Boy hit the web. As I’ve already pointed out, Astro Boy is basically a cross between Iron Man and Bob’s Big Boy. The new teaser, meanwhile, drops this possibly NAMBLA-influenced tagline: “In 2009, meet the boy who’s built for adventure.”
My sources tell me Brett Ratner already has tickets.
(Same video, via YouTube)
Also available in HD at Moviefone.
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There are 23 comments about:
TODAY IN UNINENTIONALLY SEXY TAGLINES…
AfroBoy fly’s because he got high.
nominus misspells ‘flies’ because he got high.
I just want to meet the boy who’s ready to fuck.
Well, it’s better than the first version: Astro Boy: Glide into adventure!
I fail to see what America is gaining from intentionally making shitstain remakes of anime.
This is almost as bad as the tagline from Dakota Fanning’s Hounddog: “This summer, rub your dick to child rape.”
A boy who’s built for adventure isn’t too dissimilar from a bicycle built for two.
Pauly Dangerously + Ironman = Dress shirts creased with semen.
In related news, the legality of animated child porn is currently being adjudicated in United States Supreme Court v. Brett Ratner’s Right to Whack Off If Everyone Would Stop Fuckin’ Judging Me And Just Leave Me Alone, Okay? I Mean, I Put The Damn Sign In My Yard And Notified All Of My Neighbors Like The Love-Nazis At The Police Department Required Me To Do What The Hell Do You People Want From Me Are You Going To Finish That Donut?
Astro Burnsy is more like Bob’s Big Boy + .31 BAC.
Astro Boy: Armed and Fairly Well-Equipped.
Ok, I watched the video and not once did I see Elroy fucking the family dog.
Astro Boy’s arch enemy is Michael Jackson with a butterfly net.
“NAMBLA-influenced” appears six times on my resume.
Featuring the voice talents of Freddie Highmore, Kristen Bell, Nathan Lane, Eugene Levy, Donald Sutherland, Matt Lucas, Bill Nighy and Nicolas Cage choking on a cock…
HAVE A BLAST 2009.
His tank runs on a rocket fuel and semen mix.
The kid has rockets in his feet? I guess this explains why the dude who played Ed Rooney just filed a patent for flame-retardant thigh pads.
Bob’s Big Boy would kick Astro Boy’s ass, plus… he has hamburgers.
*fat guy swoon for hamburgers*
This is proof that a bunch of CG animators read the jetpack thread.
I want to change my name to “Freddy Highmore”.
Highmore…? Yes, please!
Astro Boy is basically a cross between Iron Man and Bob’s Big Boy.
I’m sorry, but I can’t picture Dr. Evil escaping in that.
DELGO!
DOOGAL!
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