Brett Ratner Day on FilmDrunk continues (I swear I didn’t plan this) with this commercial for the New York Film Academy, which I stumbled across for the first time late last night.
Now, let’s say you were making a commercial for a small “Film Academy” that normally advertises in the back of Playboy and Rolling Stone. You probably wouldn’t want to hang your reputation on the endorsement of a director widely considered to be kind of a whore, whose films have averaged 15% recommended on RottenTomatoes, and who famously attended NYU (i.e., not your school). But, hey, he’s a name, I’ll give you that. Heck, just for the sake of argument, let’s say he’s the perfect spokesman. Still, seems like you probably wouldn’t want the storyline to be that he’s been up for three days, and has to endorse your school because he lost a card game (if you can’t watch the video at work, I promise I’m not exaggerating, not even slightly). Nor does it seem like a good idea to imply that you, a school for filmmakers, had a really hard time making said commercial, which involves one shot and one location, and that it took you many, many takes to get it right. Come to NYFA – where incompetence is job 1! We make the simple look hard! With Brett Ratner!
When it comes down to it, I guess the world of Academia is just too complex for regular schmoes like you and I to understand. Sweet graphics though.

How do you stumble across a film academy commercial when you’re looking up man-on-man body worship clips?
Who you callin’ a regular schmo?
Even when The Mighty Feklahr loses at strip poker, He really wins.
Brett’s much more convincing in his commercials for International House of Penis.
I always thought the New York Film Academy was where a bunch of guys wacked onto porn mags to deposit that thin glossy finish on them.
Brett Ratner was disappointed to learn that the commercial was not the kind of pop-up video that he had imagined.
I would vote that we follow Brett Ratner on FilmDrunk Day with Kill Brett Ratner on FilmDrunk Day, but then we couldn’t really make it an annual event.
Other things Rattner was forced to do after a loss at the poker table;
Kiss a girl. (eeewww)
Not make some shit movie. (totally welshed on that one)
Toast Chodin an english muffin. (burned it)
Stop posting over there as pepper. (still at it)
Brett Ratner day?
How did you know I let a dude suck my dick this morning?
I think we all just assumed that, Pauly.
I was going to comment that Brett Ratner obviously did this somewhat tongue in cheek, but then the mental image of that caused a cranial embollism. Bottom line, my nurse is typing this for me while I wink at a picture of a keyboard.
Never assume Al, always “ume.” When you “ume” you take the ass out of you and me.
Really, he should quit his job as a director and become an actor, or commercial pitchman, or something.
Or just quit his job as a director, period. After that, who cares what he does!
I like the way he can’t remember the titles of the movies he’s directed. The human mind has a way of erasing unpleasant events from our memory…
This makes sense. I was curious who the mastermind behind the “Saved by Zero” commercials was. I really should’ve guessed.
Ratner thinks Subway’s $5 footlong commercials are misleading.
Jack!, shut the fuck up.
{slips in shower and falls on shampoo bottle which gets lodged up ass, goes to ER and has x-ray go viral, gets to work late, spills mochachino on hot receptionist I’ve been gaming who then calls me a ‘dirty horse cunt’, loses energy audit I’ve been working on for two months and has boss cut bonus and prorate wage increase, crashes car into septic pump truck on way home, dog dies}
Shit, I guess I’m having a Brett Ratner Day too!
Well if it’s any consolation Crappy, you just got me all hot by mentioning “Energy Audit”.
Brett Ratner claims to have invented the star fade.
{whispers into Al’s ear}
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Did Jack!’s comment disappear? Looks like I’m talking to ghosts or something now. Maybe he got the ultimate “shut the fuck up” – from Mr. Thumbs!
New up – less Ratner (whew!)
Sorry, I can’t take any more upside down comments.
Yeah, I put my back out trying to read that last one.
Jack!, I’m sending you my chiropractor bill, fucker.
New up, for nerds.
That is the greatest Brett Ratner film I have ever seen. 4 stars.
I’ve worked on NYU sets, and all the actors say that NYFA has the least hard-working and creative students ever.
Which mean we’ll probably be mocking their success in say…3 years?
Then again, NYU is full of narcissistic rich assholes who end up editing local commercials, so either way we the audience lose.
Herro?
I don’t think he is straight… yeah, he’s not straight.
in all seriousness i attended two summer high school programs at nyfa.
i learned a decent amount of helpful material, but i also learned some other bits of info:
1) nyfa is a place were the unsuccessful like to teach
2) Jerry sherlock (mentioned in the video) is a plantation owner. i wish i was kidding.
i never spoke to him personally but i have seen him be a dick to him employees and yell at his personal limo driver for being 2 min late.
overall, nyfa is a scam started by mr. sherlock to exploit movie fan boys.
as for the rat man’s relationship with new york film academy, know this:
there are at least 5 brett rattner related posters in every nyfa building.
in nyfa’s 16 years of existence brett is the most “successful” person to graduate from the program.