12.18.08 THE STATH’ TALKS DEATH RACE, CROP TOPS
The folks behind the Death Race DVD are pushing next week’s release pretty hard, and in lieu of actually giving me a copy (hint hint, motherf-ckers), they keep sending me clips like the one above. Oh well, I’ll bite. In the video, Natalie Martinez explains why guys in prison might be excited to see her (because there normally aren’t many women around, you see) and The Stath’ explains the appeal of her crop top. Later he had this to say:
Oi, cunts. Oy’s Jason Stafam a course. It’s well fock’n obvious dat da Staf’ ‘as done moy share a da shoiny fock’n sazz wagon movies, now ‘aven’ Oy? Roight. But da fock’n fing about dis one, Def Raice, is dat da sazz wagon Oy’s droivin ain’ fock’n shoiny at all, donnit? So when Oy sawr it, Da Staf’ was propa fock’n worried dat da dere weren’ be no fit birds if da wagon ain’ got dat shoine, innit. But den dey wiz loike, “Oi! Staf’! Dis fock’n sazz wagon ‘as got fock’n bloody machine pistils on da top of it, donnit?” An’ so Oy took moy shir’ off an did a fousand pushups (cuz da Staf finks better dat way), an’ Oy fought, Oi, why not? Oy ‘afta show moy versa-fock’n-tili-ee as an actor some toime, now doesn’ Oy? So I did da fock’n movie, an’ a course Oy ‘ad great fock’n toime knackerin cunts wif moy pistil wagon, innit.
Long story short, Oy know what your finkin’ ’bout da Latin bird, an’ da answer is yes, Oy knobbed’a. Oo da fock d’yous fink Oy am?
“Keeping it real”
“3,2,1… Explosion!” - That would’ve been a better title.
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THE STATH’ TALKS DEATH RACE, CROP TOPS
If they had made the video game for Death Race before they made the remake, Uwe Boll would have shat himself.
Vance, I just want to say that if anybody ever tells you that the Stahamese is getting old, they’re a fucking pendejo.
*thought Death Race was a fun movie*
I thought Al was especially good in Death Race.
Vance, I just want to say that if anybody ever tells you that the Stahamese is
getting oldreadable, they’re a fucking pendejo.As-built.
Oh I’ll be renting this fo sho and it has NOTHING TO DO with shirtless Statham. Nothing.
Thanks Donk.
I walked by the trailers so many time on my way to class when this was filming here. I knew I should have firebombed the place.
Me reading a ‘Stath’ post:
JASON STATHAM SIGNED ON FOR NEW MOVIE, SHIRTLESS
I’m not sure what this movie is about, so I asked The Stath himself:
Oi Oi Oi, blah blah blah.
*scrolls down to comments*
Sincerely,
Aimless the pendejo
I know some people who should come in first place in a Death Race
Fuck’s a sazz wagon?
Da Stafe iz moi spirut aenimal.
Everytime I here “Oi” I think of the intro to “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap”.
Happy AC/D-Cember!
The powerful Feklahr believes that connect Stathamese with its universal onversion program for a good concert would form.
Pauly-That’s “TNT”, actually…
Statham used to be a hustler, weaseling people out of their hard earned cash. It appears this is still his job.
Vink, breaking through the fourth wall for a sec . . . how long on average does it take you to write a Stafam post of this length? It takes me like 20 minutes just to write a 2 line comment in Stathamese.
Fek, I figured that as soon as I submit that comment.
Hangover.
Anytime I hear “oi” I think of my old prison gang.
20 to write the post and 20 more to read everyone bitch that they can’t read it.
See the confusion is there is an actual line in “Dirty Deeds” that refers to TNT….
FUCK MIKE!
I’s illit’erate
It takes you 20 minutes to read an Imless comment?
Damn, it takes the Stath 30 minutes just to figure out what he’s saying.
It takes me 2 minutes to cum.
And it takes me three to clean my goggles.
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