THAT’S BIBLE TALK FOR ‘HAVING SEX’
12.15.08Apple released the new trailer for Dark City director Alex Proyas’ new movie Knowing over the weekend. It stars Nic Cage, and like all the best Nic Cage roles, Nic Cage has uncovered advance knowledge of an impending catastrophe and MUST WARN THE WORLD ABOUT IT, NO MATTER WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YELLING HE HAS TO DO.
I think a funny sketch would be to film Nic Cage running around town knocking coffee out of people’s hands just as they’re about to take a sip, pushing people down before they can get into their cars, pulling their chairs out from under them as they’re about to sit down, etc. And then when they look at him questioningly he could grab them hard by the shoulders and scream, “JUST TRUST ME, OKAY!!” and speed away on roller blades.





I trusted Nic Cage once.
Now I’m pregnant.
With AIDS.
Good to know they gave Jeff Goldbum’s character from Independence Day his own movie.
this sounds like the plot for the prequel to the happening.
I want to pen a script for Nic Cage called, “Shut The Fuck Up.”
I heard this movie is about half a battle.
Armageddon movies are great way to cheer up the unemployed…
@ Donk: *slow clap*
Pic 4-Cage HEARS the afro-clown hair before he sees it!
If “knowing” you have herpes and not telling Chodin about it before you fuck him….would that be lying?
@ Donk: *
slowCAGE clap*FEKKSED!
so they wrote a paper with a number pattern instead of just writing a fucking note that said.. “Hey here is a list of natural disasters, I hope you die in one of them Nic.”
…uhmmm…
…rrr…
I’m gonna start calling Cage, Beluga.
The whale, not the caviar.
My favo(u)rite bible talk for fuckin’,
“Cleave into her” Spermicus 3:321756
I don’t approve of that “u” being in parentheses, mister.
12/15/08
Pauly Dngeroulsy nuts the nut of all nuts
I was trying to get that^ off when my boss walked in on me.
The nut I mean.
Since this is such a hot thread (with only me and Al here, how could it not be?) lets talk Canadian politics!
So, has your douche wad PM destroyed parliment yet?
…fucking uaPyl, the cock blocking beaner…
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE THREAD!
THERE’S A NEW UP!
JUST TRUST ME, OKAY?
I would have to say that the cashew is the nut of all nuts.
Nuttin. It’s what I got.
I trusted Jacktion! once. Now I have ginger babies.
I think someone should bury a time capsule filled with Ebola. When they dig it up, Surprise!!! Hemmoraging orifices!
It’s not the douche wad PM destroying parliament, it’s the sore losers who are overthrowing it. But it will have to wait til January, because we’re all being very polite about it.
Cage’s forehead is on steroids.