Apple released the new trailer for Dark City director Alex Proyas’ new movie Knowing over the weekend.  It stars Nic Cage, and like all the best Nic Cage roles, Nic Cage has uncovered advance knowledge of an impending catastrophe and MUST WARN THE WORLD ABOUT IT, NO MATTER WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YELLING HE HAS TO DO.

I think a funny sketch would be to film Nic Cage running around town knocking coffee out of people’s hands just as they’re about to take a sip, pushing people down before they can get into their cars, pulling their chairs out from under them as they’re about to sit down, etc.  And then when they look at him questioningly he could grab them hard by the shoulders and scream, “JUST TRUST ME, OKAY!!” and speed away on roller blades.