STORY OF THE WORST BOMB EVER
12.16.08Now that the dust has settled on the weekend’s box office, Delgo (trailer here) has officially locked up the worst opening ever for a film in wide release. It opened on 2,160 screens, earning $511,920 for a per-screen average of $237 a screen, shattering the previous worst, P2, which had a $937 average.
This is all too bad because the story of the making of “Delgo” has the makings [sic] of a great Hollywood underdog story. 36-year-old entrepreneur Marc Adler decided he wanted to direct and produce a $40 million computer animated kids’ flick completely independent of Tinseltown behemoths like Disney and Dreamworks.
Starting in 2001, Adler and his small Atlanta-based animation company Fathom Studios toiled for years on a tight budget. They lined up an impressive, if eclectic, cast of voice actors including Freddie Prinze Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Val Kilmer, Malcolm McDowell, Kelly Ripa, and Anne Bancroft in her final role (she died in 2005). And when Adler couldn’t get a Hollywood studio interested in his movie, he raised eyebrows by releasing it himself through distributor-for-hire Freestyle Releasing. It was a huge risk; one that ultimately didn’t pay off. There wasn’t the sort of marketing budget needed to make a film stand out in the already crowded holiday movie season.
Another problem was the quality of the movie. Or lack thereof. The story — star-crossed lovers squaring off against an evil queen on a fanciful world divided between a reptilian people who can move rocks with their minds and a sprite-like folk who like dragons — borrows liberally from “Star Wars,” “The Lord of the Rings” and “The Dark Crystal,” just without the charm and intelligence. The script required the efforts of six, count ‘em, six screenwriters, including Adler. The critics trashed it, giving it a dreadful D average on Yahoo!, which proved to be lethal. [Yahoo]
Now, this brings up an important point. People are always telling kids to follow their dreams no matter what and you can make anything happen if you just keep on believin and yadda yadda yadda. But as this illustrates, sometimes when everyone tells you something isn’t a good idea, when no one wants to distribute your movie or produce your song, sometimes you should take that as a cue to do something else. (top 10 all-time worst openings after the jump)
| Rank | Title | Opening | Theaters | Per Screen | Release Date |
| 1 | Delgo | $511,920 | 2,160 | $237 | 12/12/08 |
| 2 | P2 | $2,083,398 | 2,131 | $977 | 11/9/07 |
| 3 | Major League: Back to the Minors | $2,087,011 | 2,322 | $899 | 4/17/98 |
| 4 | The Real Cancun | $2,108,796 | 2,261 | $932 | 4/25/03 |
| 5 | College | $2,153,109 | 2,123 | $1,014 | 8/29/08 |
| 6 | The Adventures of Pluto Nash | $2,182,900 | 2,320 | $940 | 8/16/02 |
| 7 | All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 | $2,256,118 | 2,037 | $1,107 | 3/29/96 |
| 8 | Deception | $2,312,146 | 2,001 | $1,155 | 4/25/08 |
| 9 | I Dreamed of Africa | $2,411,445 | 2,112 | $1,141 | 5/5/00 |
| 10 | Teacher’s Pet | $2,461,252 | 2,027 | $1,214 | 1/16/04 |


Not College! It had a fat kid who quoted Ace Ventura!
Pluto Nash was really good. It had real energy and charm!
OK, OK, I can’t keep a straight face.
Dor sho gha! Looks like we might have to change “Durst” to “Delgo”!
What the hell was P2? Looks like it had boobs in it so it couldn’t have been all bad.
I never even heard of that P2 movie. Although I think it’s fairer to judge a bomb on Budget v Revenue…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_US_box_office_bombs
Looks as though your mother’s legs just missed the cut at #11.
BOOSH
Is P2 the sequel to “I gotta P”?
Ohhhhhhh, that’s right. P2 was an entire movie that took place in a parking garage. Yeah, that’s a shame. And what happened to that Paris Hilton movie, I thought that was the worst opening of all-time.
That’s what you get when you distribute your children’s film through a company named after a Sexual Olympics event.
They should have called P2 ‘It stinks of piss in here’. Much catchier
Why isn’t “Sawdust and Mildew” on the list?
New #1 once it is released
Filmdrunk: The Movie
I think his biggest mistake was coming out with Episode I first. If he’d launched with Episode IV instead, he’d be sitting on a giant stack of cash while nubile maidens groomed his neck beard.
“a reptilian people who can move rocks with their minds”
Missed a good bet by not casting Madonna, then.
“a sprite-like folk who like dragons”
Perfect roles for the Olsen twins.
“large-breasted women who take off their clothes a lot”
OK, that was just my fantasy, but it COULDN’T HURT!!
Is P2 the sequel to “I gotta P”?
No, it’s the sequel to the Jerry Curl documentary, “The Perminator”
The problem was a simple typo on the marquee.
Instead of “Delgo,” it said “Don’t Go.”
And people didn’t.
“a per-screen average of $237 a screen”
that’s like what, 5 tickets? (in Manhattan)
Delgo. No, dey won’t.
The reason “Major League: Back to the Minors” didn’t do so well is because someone drank Jobu’s rum.
College? I didn’t even go to college after high school. What makes you think I’m going to go to college in a theater?
After hearing about the filmmaker’s struggle and triumph of bringing his creation to the big screen, a very impressed Sara Wilkes, age 9, begged her mother to take her to see the movie on opening day. After the movie, Sara was asked to give her impression of the film. She said “What. The. Fuck. Was. That. Shit?”
If anyone cares, He added some notes to the XFiles review.
I’m seriously torn on what is creepier. Freddie Prinze Jr. the cartoon charcter with the lizard head or Freddie Prinze Jr. the real cartoon character.
Maybe because those characters look CREEPY AS HELL?! No thank you.
new up
I like Lince’s top 50 lists….they only consist of 10 items. It’s how all “top” lists should be, 1/5th the size advertised. It’s a great advertising technique that I use daily.