12.11.08 SOME GIRL’S BUTT IS IN A MOVIE
There’s something mesmerizing about this new poster for The Unborn, but I can’t quite put my finger in it. I mean on it. I mean, I would like to put my penis inside of it. I mean I could really go for some sodomy right now. Crap, are you guys getting this? I should really stop beating around the bush. …shut up, I was already leaving.
Congratulations, Unborn poster maker guy. You’ve successfully distracted me from that ridiculous kid in a dracula costume. (The girl is Odette Yustman, in case you were wondering). [via Empire]











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SOME GIRL’S BUTT IS IN A MOVIE
I’ve seen many a woman wearing white granny panties in my time. This is far and away the best one today.
*heads off to the retirement home*
I thought vampires didn’t reflect in mirrors….And, yes I want to bend her over that sink. The kid can even watch if he wants.
Haha, you gave a post about a butt the “Crap” tag.
*goes back to making He-Man fight one-legged Leonardo*
((((((((((((poop))))))))))))
This is one new release I can get behind.
Yeah, like this kid is the first one to watch his big sister in the bathroom to get his rocks off
then cry for hours trying to clean up the mess in his underoos and praying mom doesn’t make him confess again.Odette Yustman is what George Takei says when asked what is hiding under his covers.
I could really go for some sodomy right now.
Ok, but it’s your turn to be the bottom.
When I saw the trailer for this I wanted to see this but the title turned me off a bit. This poster helps a whole lot.
If the chick in this turns out to be a fairly decent actress she should be Wonder Woman.
Kim Kardashian was up for this role but the producers said “Sorry babe, they don’t make Cinemascope movies any more.”
Snore.
Odette Yustman > Oded Fehr
That has to be photoshopped. I don’t see any cellulite on her butt or a maxi pad in her skivvies. Everyone knows only big girls or women on the rag wear white granny panties.
*should probably get out more*
If there was one person I’d want to break the ‘Cloverfield then can’t get a job’ curse, it would be the monster. This girl would be my second choice.
Fine then. I don’t mind being the first to say it . . .
Want to touch the hiineeeey
This chick looks too much like Juventud Guerrera.
I want to put my “the” in her “O”.
I yust got a boner.
OMFG. Barry Sanders Jr. completely PWNING the defense on WithoutLaughter. Fucking Great. Also, this just in . . . Uffy and I actually agree on the greatest running back of all time. Weird, huh?
She was in Cloverfield, so we know she cant act.
What, there were actors in “Cloverfield”? I thought it was a true story!?! If I had paid to see it I would demand my money back.
I suppose now you’ll tell me New York wasn’t destroyed. Go ahead, burst my bubble.
Sorry, Juan, JJ lies about everything. And, he’s keeping your money.
Also, Lost is just a tv show, and he will never tell you what it means. NEVER.
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