RUFFALO DEATH RULED SELF INFLICTED
12.10.08
The suspect arrested in the shooting death of Mark Ruffalo’s brother Scott has been released, and the shooting ruled an accident caused by Ruffalo playing with the gun.
Attorney Ronald Richards said he presented evidence to detectives during a five-hour meeting Tuesday night that proved Adham did not shoot Scott Ruffalo early Dec. 1. He said Ruffalo’s gunshot wound to the head was self-inflicted — that Adham was essentially a witness to a game of Russian Roulette.
“This was an accidental shooting by someone that plays with guns,” Richards said. He credited police with being “more than impartial with the facts.”
Richards said Adham, a friend of Scott Ruffalo’s, had gone to the hairdresser’s condo to retrieve keys to her sport utility vehicle, then fled the scene.
“A series of wrong decisions starting with her not staying at the scene of the shooting caused an incredible chain reaction of stupidity and bad luck,” Richards said. He said she received poor legal advice from other attorneys before her surrender. [Yahoo]
Well that’s good. I mean, not good, but for some reason, a guy that accidentally shoots himself doesn’t seem nearly as bad news as him getting shot “execution style”. In related news, Nick Nolte recently improved his lifetime Russian Roulette record to 76-3.
Meanwhile, here’s some video of the lesser known game, Peruvian Roulette.


First of all, how the fuck can one be “more than impartial”?
Secondly – we went from a mafia hit to natural selection at work? This story is hooped.
So this means I’m off the hook right?I mean . . . uhhh . . . I SAID SHAMPOO AND A RINSE ASSHOLE!! I’M FUCKING BALD NOW!!Burnsy had decaf this morning and I have NO COFFEE here, people. Lucky for me Pauly’s looking for a sexy beating, cuz someone’s gonna pay for this.
Yikes, I hope that Peruvian fella is OK.
BTK, I’m on my way to FB right now Al.
I like to play Mexican Roulette which consists of making unprotected fuck with women until one gets pregnant.
I lost at Michelle07.
Checked and replied, Al.
Erswi – it is not a butter tart.
What the cops aren’t telling you about that game of Russian Roulette is that they were playing with a Colt 1911.
Yeah, but who’s gonna take over his fantasy football team, The Ruffalo Rills?
Al, slap him harder than anyone has ever been slapped in the history of cinematic slapping. Trust me. It’s hot and an appropriate substitution for coffee.
Hey, Donk. Want one of my chips? These Ruffalo’s have ridges!
And everyone wins with Michelle07. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Anyone else missing multiple periods? What’s up with that?
Still, gotta feel bad for Mark here.
Someone put a Ruffalo in my drink and I woke up sticky broke and confused. : (
Doesn’t anyone pay attention to my avatar anymore?
I think Burnsy is having a Ruff morning.
Are you out of periods, Michelle-O? Here, have some of mine:
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Speaking of a series of wrong decisions causing a chain reaction of stupidity and bad luck…
Has anyone else seen Trans Siberian? I would give it a meh.
Nommy. No.
Al, if you were a dude I would want to ellipse.
*chodin rope swings into Lake FilmDrunk, pussies out at the point of letting go, starts to swing back to shore, still refuses to let go of fucking rope and break legs on shallow rocks*
TA-DA, cockstains!!!!
Al, if you’re trying to signal for help I think you may need these.
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Buffalo Ruffalo Buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo Ruffalo.
Russian Roulette? That Scott was one rough-fellow.
Dammit! That doesn’t even close to look right!
It’s supposed to be dash dash dash . . . y’know what? Fuck it.
Has anyone else seen Trans Siberian? I would give it a meh.
Agreed, Michelle. A hearty “meh” for them.
Considering that most accidental deaths end with someone’s parents having to pull their pants up and wipe up a puddle of jizz, this could have been worse.
While I appreciate your observation, Chino, I do have to point out that it’s afternoon here.
Sorry. Burnsy is having a Ruff afternoon.
Sounds like this guy should have spent some time at the Range. You know, where the Ruffalo roam?
I’m actually having a fine afternoon. I just had a delicious cajun catfish filet. MMMMMMMM!!! LOL!
I’d argue “gun range”, Stone.
Back after lunch, deviants. Hold down the fort.
This is why I only play Russian Roulette with water guns.
Okay, who let the collective consciousness of iVillage have Burnsy’s password?
This Ruffalo has wings now.
Burnsy was taken over by Randall.
That’s the joke, Chode. Glad you got it…
You guys are silly. TTYL, the Payless down the street is having a Crocs sale.
You gotta’ hand it to them: the Russian really know how to fucking gamble.
*chodin looks into his own hand*
I do! I got it! I FUCKING GOT THE JOKE!!!!! Hey gays, look at this!!!!
His last name was supposed to be Buffalo, but his father was Scooby Doo.
My family likes to hit each other upside the head with two by fours. If it breaks on your head, you win.
Bohemian Roulette is big around Christmas.
All my orgasms have been self inflicted as of late.
When I’m feeling down I play Gummi Bear roulette where I throw up a whole bag of them and see which ones die in my mouth and then I throw them up again. I think we can all agree it’s pretty good times.
My family likes to play it really fast. Rushin’ Roulette.
I play African Roulette which is basically going up to black guys and saying “Sup my niggas! HOLLA!”
That sounds like a fun party game, but now I’m stuck with the image of MichelleO projectile-vomiting gummi bears.
He shot himself because he was depressed that he couldn’t get any women.
He was killed by a lack of muffalo.
I heard that after he shot himself, he was actually able to walk 30 feet before dying.
Well, maybe walking isn’t the right word. It was really more of a shuffalo.
Your welcome!
*Gun Fingers Spastic Winking*
New up!
First to the scene was the crime dog, McGruffalo.