Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming WWII epic Inglorious Bastards Inglourious Basterds recently released these two new stills. I guess that mustache is supposed to make Pitt look Jewish, but mostly he just looks like a baby toucher. Meanwhile, there’s a nice little Nazis-playing-Indian-Poker shot, and I think they’re really onto something here. I envision a whole series of Rockwell-style prints: Nazis playin Indian Poker, Nazis at the fishin hole, Nazis stealin from the cookie jar, Nazis playin stickball, Nazis sittin in Santa’s lap. They’d be the perfect complement to any home, apartment or dentist’s office.



I have a porn stash too.
The more He finds out about this movie, the less He wants to see it.
I saw these earlier today. *sticks tongue out*
Guys, what the hell is “casually formal”?
By the way, I think they’re laughing because those cards are made from human skin.
Ya know, if Pitt auctioned that mustache on ebay, I’d probably sell my car to make a bid.
I knew my portrait of dogs playing poker was missing one vital component. Swastikas.
If you lose are you supposed to raise your belt over the next button?
This is the series of paintings Cassius Marcellus Coolidge had to keep hidden in the basement of his pharmacy.
*jetpacks away*
*zooms overhead*
HISTORY BITCHES!
*jetpack engine stalls*
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I know of a few women like the broad in the hat that agree to stop by your place to play strip poke-her, and show up wearing the entire ladies section from JC Penny.
“Ooops, I lost again. Just let me take off this third scarf. Tee Hee.”
Not shown in banner pic: Tom Cruise, who storm-troopered out in a huff because they wouldn’t play strip-Nazi poker.
(also because there was a GIRL there)
Curses JHC, foiled me again.
How Can they Be Nazi’s if they are all using Steins? *Shuffles Out Twirling a Bamboo Cane and shaking a straw hat*
I’m back bitches.
Also, new up.
New, totally believable, up.
RAPID FIRE DAY OF FD!!!