Public Enemies is director Michael Mann’s latest project, and it marks the eagerly anticipated return of Stephen Dorff, whose performance in Feardotcom inspired a generation. Johnny Depp and Christian Bale are in it too. Empire has the first official stills.
Described as a sort of Heat II, the film tells the story of charismatic criminal gang leader John Dillinger (Depp) and determined lawman Melvin Purvis (Bale), the FBI agent tracking him down. Also in the cast is Marion Cotillard as Dillinger’s girlfriend, Channing Tatum, Giovanni Ribisi, David Wenham, Leelee Sobieski and Emilie de Ravin, with Billy Crudup as the legendary J. Edgar Hoover.
I think I speak for all the heterosexual males readers when I say, this won’t be the first time I’ve pictured Billy Crudup in lipstick and a dress. I mean… because I wanted to seem him demonstrate his range as an actor. What? Hey, so how ’bout that one football game the other day.
Ahh, poor J. Edgar Hoover. Practically founded the FBI, and the first thing people still think when they hear his name is “that dude who wears women’s panties.”


What, no Richard Grieco? No Lou Diamond Phillips? Oh, this sucks.
Also in the cast is Marion Cotillard…
Excellent, I eagerly await her rape scene.
this won’t be the first time I’ve pictured Billy Crudup in lipstick and a dress. I mean… because I wanted to seem him demonstrate his range as an actor. What?
Go rent “Stage Beauty” then, and wonder no more.
Who is playing Flava Flav?
“Who is playing Flava Flav?”
a struck match
Why weren’t pork pie hats more popular than fedoras?
“Who is playing Flava Flav?”
A skeleton wrapped in electrical tape.
˙ǝdɐʇ lɐɔıɹʇɔǝlǝ uı pǝddɐɹʍ uoʇǝlǝʞs ɐ
”¿ʌɐlɟ ɐʌɐlɟ ƃuıʎɐld sı oɥʍ“
¿ʇsɹnp
I’m guessing there will be a warning at the beginning of each theater showing that says “Please silence all cell phones and pagers. Also, please refrain from throwing panties at the screen – the actors will not get them. Thank you for your cooperation.”
So, how’s it done, Jack?
He’s doing, El Tigre in thoes pics.
How’s what done?
I knew it would go this way…
*chodin crosses the streams and is instantly teleported into thread*
Fucking-A, last time I play swords with Pauly.
A Thomson WITHOUT a 50 round drum?
BLASPHEMY!
Jacktion!, you ordered Rosetta Stone. It works. We get it.
Chodin, remember when you were under my desk and I said “my piss can take you places”?
Why would I order Rosetta Stone when there are websites that provide me with these services for free?
When I was little, I was convinced that I was in the F.B.I. – man, I grabbed a lot of tit at school that year.
I feel the same way about paying for porn, Jack.
Every Christmas Eve, Stephen Dorff wishes for a new movie role in the morning.
Every Christmas, Stephen Dorff smokes crack to ease the pain.
Sorry, but there’s only two ways I like my mob movies:
1) infected with Madonna
and
2) taking place during the L.A. riots
new up
This movie will replace porn for the rest of my life.
That is all.
More guys need to wear fedoras. I can tell you that it would make up your getting laid factor go up by 50 percent.