12.19.08 NICE GUGINOS

Thanks Vince! Anyone who utters a disparaging remark about Ms. Gugino will have to answer to me.

*flips through 3rd grade flash cards for a toughie*

Hi Carla!

Alternate title: The Michelle07 Story.

I’m not usually one to bite the hand that jerks me, but did Thrillst name a winner yet? If so, I’m more than ready to cancel my email notifications.

Elektra Luxx? oh, i get it! my nickname in high school was Pinto because i exploded that time my gym teacher hit me from behind.

I keep reading thise Thrillist emails daily in hopes that i win. they’re fascinating, informative, and the Vegas edition has lots of hot chicks. but if i lose, i’m adding them to my spam folder ASAP.

So the stripper gets pregnant?? How? Everyone knows there’s no sex in the champagne room.

Her next film could be called Elektra Luxx Does Lamaze.

I used to beat off to Elektra Luxx, but then somebody turned by on to Kerr B. She gives better blow jobs and lasts longer.

I said, don’t disturb me when I’m cleaning my room!

She has got CHAR-IS-MA!

*sits down, pours a couple more piss boots in case anyone wants to join him*

They’re both too old fashioned for me. I need a more innovative porn star - someone like Dy Son.

I hear Kirby is good, too. Stay away from FloBee.

new up

Rainn Beau had a promising career cut short. She was always retaining water.

I always confused her with Paula Marshall.