NIC CAGE IS ABOVE DA EARFF
12.04.08
Courtesy of AICN, here’s the new poster for Alex Proyas’ Knowing, starring Nic Cage. Notice how Nic Cage’s name is both above and more prominent than the Earth itself. It’s stylized, yet psychologically true.
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They’re doing that because alien civilizations don’t call us Earth. They call us Nicolas Cage.
If the thread title is true, then Nic’s head is the newest planet in our solar system.
My dream has come true — the Earth is made of Spaghetti-o’s.
The next poster will have the Earth orbiting around Nic’s forehead.
And on the seventh day, Cage punched a bear.
Wait a minute, the Earth is made of Alphabits?
Cage’s forehead is a grower and a knower.
I can see my house from the view in the banner pic.
Yes, I’m homeless. Why do you ask?
My hobo handle is: Nickeless Cage
What they are not telling you is that there is already a planned sequel to this movie. ‘Knowing’ is only half of the battle.
Is this movie about fractions?
That banner pic is showing you that if the world ends, Mexicans die first, and Polar bears last.
Al-He left you a sexy comment in the Canadian Invasion discussion. ;) *phone hand* Call Him…
What happens when the numbers run out? Well let me tell you, if the letters aren’t far behind, things are gonna get awful quiet at the Speak ‘N Spell factory.
Where’s Rotty? Perhaps he can explain this finite number situation we’re apparently supposed to be preparing for.
winks at Fek
I thought this website was supposed to be for movie news.
Number Crunchers: The Movie
Burnsy, I’m waiting for Number Munchers: The Movie.
sticks out tongue at Jack!.
The Japanese will have this movie figured out just from the poster.
They’re good at math, see. Whatever.
Al, shut the fuck up.
I wasn’t even talking to you.
What happens when the numbers run out? Calculus and algebra get a whole lot easier.
Hey, did anybody else just notice that the explosion graphics are actually numbers? Weird, huh?
<— late to the party, as always.
What happens when the numbers run out? America finally stops fighting the metric system.
Fuck the metric systems.
I’m not trying to by weed in kilometers.
Nic Cage in a movie so God awful that the planet finally blew itself the fuck up.
Coming 2009.
What happens when the numbers run out? You guys finally stop panicking about your 401Ks.
The DuhVinci Code
In short, the possibility of the numbers running out doesn’t seem as catastrophic as that poster would lead one to believe.
<—- Is late to the party too.
and Al when the Numbers run out Nicolas Cage is bigger than Earth
If the numbers were to run out . . . would i (the letter i, not me) run out as well? Because it’s a number too, idn’t it?
And Al, we are not fighting the metric system . . . we are TOTALLY FUCKIN’ PWNING THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!! GET SOME, DECALITER!!
Number
Dumber
That is all.
You know, when measured in centimetres, your collective peni are represented as much larger than they actually are.
Yous guys should be EMBRACING the metric system.
Silly erwsi, i is a non real number.
So it’s cool.
But e is fucked.
In metric, my penis is a meater long.
What about x?
Does this mean no more 70′s porn?
I gotcha decaliter, a hangin! YO!
If you change the numbers to Roman Numerals, it says “CLIXX-DIXX MIX”.
It’s what aliens like to serve at SuperBowl parties.
x being a variable is ok just as long as it remembers its fucking place and stays a letter! Fuck that bi ass letter.
If you switch out the numbers with their corresponding numbers in the alphabet (1=A, 2=B, etc), it says:
“You have way too much free time”
“X” is not a number Jack!:
- a nullification
- a variable
- where the “spot” is
- the eyes of cartoon dead people
- fodder for three quarters of Stoney’s jokes
When we run out of numbers, how will McG and the Fast and Furious crowd come up with movie titles?
Wow,
I IMdb’d Alex Proyas’ name, cuz I didn’t know who the fuck he was cuz VaLince is shit for info (pffft), to try and find some comedy. Sometimes shit just writes itself. His first three movies;
Neon, Groping, Strange Residues
See.
When we run out of numbers, how will dentists keep root canals from hurting?
Oh, hi there Stone. Didn’t see you there.
I don’t know what you’re talking about Al. Unless ‘x’ translates to ‘Labatts’ in Canadian.
When we run out of numbers, how will we know who’s winning the game? AAAHH!!
Stoney: X = your “ex”… nevermind.
Jack!, you fuckin’ bastard. That was funny. I had to stick my finger in my ass to not laugh too loudly and get fired.
I originally had eye instead of ass, but phicksed it before erswi could.
I’ve never had a root canal, so I don’t get it.
{sticks finger up ass just to be safe}
Al – I apologize. I am exhausted. I was up with a teething baby most of the night.
Not mine, just one I picked up in the parking lot of Foodtown yesterday.
I’ve had a few root canals but I’m Canadian and therefore subscribe to the metric system, so I don’t get it either.
I’m double fucked if the number run out, because I need a square root canal.
Number
Numb-er
Hey, I don’t mind explaining my lame ass jokes to you as long as someone explains Jack!s root canal one to me.
If it’s something I need to be sticking my finger in my ass about, I want to know.
It would take a team of masculine construction employed brutes to actually take Cage’s Face/Off.
Lady irony, take your throne.
Al.
Numb.
Er.
*saunters in sucking on a lollipop and reading ‘Tiger Beat’*
Shit, this is Chodin’s bit, isn’t it?
Oh.
Number?! Don’t hardly know her!
{Falls on own sword}
OW! My Dick!
Since Nic Cage has no feeling left in his enormous forehead, they were thinking of calling this Numb and Number.
Jack! Well done, sir. Well done.
Thanks Jack!, I thought it had something to do with counting backwards when you get a general anesthetic. See how I complicate things?
Al, me too.
When the numbers run out, it won’t matter that she’s only 14.
Finally, a bright side to this debacle!
Joe the Number is not amused.
When the numbers run out, I can no longer be referred to as “Mrs. Robinson”.
That 22-year old’s lookin’ pretty sweet.
Why no officer I wasn’t speeding! My speedometer only read -!
When the numbers run out I can be 22 again.
When the numbers run out, what will The Count do with all that free time?
When the numbers run out I’ll no longer be drinking 7&7′s it’l be Seagram’s & Up.
That disappoints me.
M. Night Shaylaman and I have something in common.
If you don’t laugh at my jokes, it’s because you don’t get them.
When the numbers run out, it’s because you hurt their feelings.
Man I suck shit at this stuff.
He’ll count with Roman numerals.
IV, IV ducks ah hahaha!
V! V ducks ah yes, now VI! VI duck on the pond, ah HAhaha!
When the numbers run out, I’ll finally have an excuse for forgetting eveyone’s birthdays.
When the numbers run out I won’t feel so bad about $ thousand dollars evaporating from my k.
All the Kenyan numbers ran out years ago.
When the numbers run out I’ll show up to work at am and leave at pm.
Sweet.
Jack!, you’re like a metaphor that’s too crazy and cool for me to “get”.
When the numbers run out, Miley Cyrus’ vagina will no longer be a short cut to prison.
We don’t have to worry. American numbers are too fat and lazy to run anywhere.
When all the numbers run out, the oceans will turn to hydrogen peroxide.
When the numbers run out it will change from “5 billion red CHinese to”, “Chinaman be fuckin’!”
Dude Jack!… Fuck that, if my “e is fucked” doesn’t get a nom, you don’t either.
GEEK POWER!!!
You’d think there’d be more clouds on the Earth if the oceans were boiling.
Nic Cage onyl did this film so people couldn’t make fun of his five head anymore.
When all the numbers run out, American McDonald’s will put “Royale with Cheese” on the menu, along with “Kid size McNuggets”, “Adult size McNuggets”, and “Lardass size McNuggets”.
When the numbers run out, how will I drunk-text you all?
Dyslexics Untie!!
If all the numbers run out, how will I know how tall I am?
When the numbers run out, teenagers’ MySpace names are going to get more legible.
Yeah I know, I’m kinda running outta steam with this one.
Where’s Jack! when I need to be told to shut the fuck up?
You can measure your height in apples, like Smurfs.
When the numbers run out, you’re going to have to order your chines by saying “throw some junk together in a wok with rice. yeah, that’s what I want”
Al, shut the ..
Oh, I cant say it
my chines?
When the numbers run out, Yoko Ono is going to have one fewer “song” out there.
When all the number run out, popular swing song “Pennsylvania 6-500″ will be known as “Pennsylvania MNO-JKL,Oper,Oper”
We don’t have no steenkin’ chines!
When the numbers run out, calculators will be programmed to spell out “BOOBS” and “HELL” right-side up.
When all the numbers run out, will we still have the word “number”?
When the numbers run out I will have a in. inseam.
When all the numbers run out, penis will be measured as enormous, large, average, small, or Jack!-size.
When all the numbers run out, no one will notice that I’m missing a testicle.
New up, with less monkeys
When the numbers run out, NASA’s shuttle launches will be a lot more tense.
When all the numbers run out, will we still have the word “number”?
Those will be the first letters to run out. It’s a slippery slope, my friends. Before long, we’ll be communicating through grunts and ass-taps.
Most of you won’t notice any difference.
When the numbers run out, Tommy Tutone will sing “Hmm Hmm Hmmumm Hmm Hmm HUUuhumm”.
When all the numbers run out, expecting parents will say, “We’ll be happy as long as it has fingers and toes.”
When all the numbers run out, what will the towel heads call their place of employment?
*doubts that gets got*