12.04.08 NIC CAGE IS ABOVE DA EARFF

They’re doing that because alien civilizations don’t call us Earth. They call us Nicolas Cage.

If the thread title is true, then Nic’s head is the newest planet in our solar system.

My dream has come true — the Earth is made of Spaghetti-o’s.

The next poster will have the Earth orbiting around Nic’s forehead.

And on the seventh day, Cage punched a bear.

Wait a minute, the Earth is made of Alphabits?

Cage’s forehead is a grower and a knower.

I can see my house from the view in the banner pic.

Yes, I’m homeless. Why do you ask?

My hobo handle is: Nickeless Cage

What they are not telling you is that there is already a planned sequel to this movie. ‘Knowing’ is only half of the battle.

Is this movie about fractions?

That banner pic is showing you that if the world ends, Mexicans die first, and Polar bears last.

Al-He left you a sexy comment in the Canadian Invasion discussion. ;) *phone hand* Call Him…

What happens when the numbers run out? Well let me tell you, if the letters aren’t far behind, things are gonna get awful quiet at the Speak ‘N Spell factory.

Where’s Rotty? Perhaps he can explain this finite number situation we’re apparently supposed to be preparing for.

winks at Fek

I thought this website was supposed to be for movie news.

Number Crunchers: The Movie

Burnsy, I’m waiting for Number Munchers: The Movie.

sticks out tongue at Jack!.

The Japanese will have this movie figured out just from the poster.

They’re good at math, see. Whatever.

Al, shut the fuck up.

I wasn’t even talking to you.

What happens when the numbers run out? Calculus and algebra get a whole lot easier.

Hey, did anybody else just notice that the explosion graphics are actually numbers? Weird, huh?

<— late to the party, as always.

What happens when the numbers run out? America finally stops fighting the metric system.