NEW OLD G.I. JOE GARBAGE
12.16.08
Dismissive wank hand added for… uh… scale.
I think I already posted buttcam versions of these posters before, but now Filmz.ru has posted scanned copies. As you can see, they’re all in black and white except for tiny, unimportant details highlighted in red. I know what you’re thinking: maybe the details aren’t unimportant. Maybe they’re clues for something really cool like titties or unicorns or lazer-sporting 10-dicked walri. And to that I say this is a Stephen Sommers G.I. Joe movie with Marlon Wayans in it. If you put any thought into it at all, you’ll probably be the only one. The real question for me is when did Channing Tatum turn into Corey Haim?
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Oh yeah, cuz when I think action star, I always think Marlon Wayans
Marlon’s in in color, BTK.
Can I say color?
I’m pretty sure these are just posters for Axe Deodorizing body spray.
deja vu
That dismissive wanking motion better have kung fu grip.
Looks like that dismissive wanking motion went to da’ club.
Speaking of GI Joe, my ex-girlfriend gave me a Snow Job.
I think instead of making everyone tilt their heads, maybe they should have just zoomed out a bit.
As you can see, they’re all in black and white except for tiny, unimportant details highlighted in red.
Sounds like my Indian friend’s formal wedding.
If that wank hand is to scale, and seeing as how it completely covers The Thumb, those posters might actually be different incarnations of the Cloverfield monster.
Stone, foreheads are VERY important!
Wow, I actually almost posted a rant about the GI Joe cartoon series.
If that wanking hand is any indication, it appears the owner is packing a roll of quarters in their pants.
*makes wanking motion, looks at hand*
I’d say a roll of half dollars ladies, just in case you’re wondering.
That dismissive wanking hand looks like it slightly miscalculated a boobie uppercut to Sienna Miller.
We’ve got Spirit, yes we do, now FD has a new The Spirit up, how ’bout you?
*cock punches self*
Good to see Jax back in the movies.
Why was I not informed that Adrian Peterson was playing Ripcord?
Corey Haim will be playing Dook in the upcoming Freidberg & Selzer “Poorly Adapted Comic Book Movie”. And the circle is complete!