NEW MCTERMINATOR PICTURE, ETC.
12.11.08
The LA Times broke this new picture of John Connor visiting the robot/steam factory in Terminator Salvation (newest trailer). See, everyone wears knee pads and fanny packs in the future (so stop making fun of me, jerks).
The new Corolla commercial has NINJA KITTENS! Don’t karate kick me, fellas, ah just wanna snuggle.
Brad Pitt will star in The Lost City of Z, as a Victorian colonel who died in Brazil searching for a lost city, who may have been an inspiration for Indiana Jones. Beware of the monkey armies, Pitt, and the one they call “LaBeouf”.
Evan Rachel Wood playing Mary Jane in the Spider-Man musical. And she used to bone Marilyn Manson, so you know she makes good decisions.
Someone caught the test screening of the G.I. Joe teaser: “What can I say about it? Well, it was horrible. No, actually it was worse than horrible.” Wow, and with Stephen Sommers at the helm, I thought it would be brilliant.
Screenjunkies breaks down 8 reasons child actors have no excuse. For doing stuff like this, I mean.
The new Real World looks really f-cking real.
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Ninja kittens? Why does Adam Carolla have a commercial, anyway?
I’ve watched enough of the Japanese version of Iron Chef to know that I want nothing to do with that sandwich. Those little bastards eat some weird shit.
Brad Pitt will star in The Lost City of Z, as a Victorian colonel who died in Brazil searching for a lost city
Great, now you’ve ruined it for me. Anybody want to tell me how Apollo 13 turns out while were dropping spoilers around here?
“Hellooooooo? I’m here about my fuckbot!”
Toyota breaks out the ninja kittens and it’s only a matter of time before Honda responds with pirate puppies. Can Americans withstand the cute media war that will ragey-wagey over our airwaves? Yes we can! Yes we can!
I must admit, the only link I was compelled to click on was “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??”
Hope and Change motherfucker.
They should film the next Real World from Pedro’s casket.
Did MarkIt figure his shit out yet?Jesus, Burnsy. I forgot all about that guy. Probably by design, dick. :D
In case anyone is wondering (ladies) :D is what my gear looks like when I jump into cold water.
JHC: JHC has video of all the carnage from last night now, just put some Saran Wrap over your monitor first.
That second “JHC” was suposed to be “Ufford.” In other news, I am retarded.
I wanted to watch Apollo 13, but I missed the first 12.
That shit is gnarly, Peet.
*puts on leotard and heads out the door for Jazzercise*
Wow! You’d think someone shit their pants in here.
*looks for Crappy*
*does ‘The Robot’ into thread”
I would love to be the sheet metal in that Robo Orgy in the banner pic.
I think those two robots were GenePoolParty and LesterMayesHayes……
Those are the Ethiopian model Terminators.
This is going to suck without Arnold saying to the two robots on the left “Heaay, kaaweeet hangink arouwnd!”
….zzzzz…..
I think this movie is Bale’s worst mistake since “Newsies”.
…zzzzz….
{pisses pants}
…zzzshphgrlzzzz…
{aspirates vomit}
…zzcraph…cough cough…
What the fuck? Who shit in my pants?!
*robot-tumbleweed rolls by*
Those Terminators were designed specifically as an homage to Bale’s character in The Mechanic.
DUDE! FUCKING EAT SOMETHING!
You know what is worse than showing up at work?
Having to work when you get there.
That shit is fucked up.
No way, JHC, they are too fat for that.
J, nice. That movie made me respect Bale more than anthing he’s done. Also convinced me that the guy is probably an insufferable asshole who talks endlessly about “his commitment to his craft.”
I defeated the lost city of z with NoDoze and amphetamines.
I should be committed due to my craft . . . BTK.
{sniffs finger}
What.
the.
FUCK?!
As long as Bale had me bent over and was banging me, he could talk about it all he wants.
The Toyota ad was pretty cool, although there were no fucking ninjas in it, and it didn’t particularly make me want to rush out and buy a Toyota. Other than that, it was an unqualified success. H’mm, wouldn’t a qualified success be more favourable than an unqualified success?
To get skinny for that role, Bale relied on method acting.
See, because he was tweeking.
To lose weight.
…
fuckin tweeker
Diremutt: I wouldn’t ride that horse. He looks pissed of.
Brad: Oh, come on ya pussy! I would! Evan Racheal Wood!
Racheal: Sho’nuff homo!
Banner Pic: Dude, when Bale cuts the cheese, it condenses into a cloud of awesomeness.
It’s the MACHINIST.
The Mechanic starred Tony Danza and was a true story.
Oh yeah. Machinist. Sorry Keets. I stand corrected.