NEW FOOTAGE FROM MCTERMINATOR
12.04.08Terminator Salvation starring Christian Bale opens in May, and what better place to debut new footage than on Entertainment Tonight? It is, after all, Mayor McCheese’s favorite show. Anyway, no, you’re not hallucinating, you did just see a giant terminator shoot a lightning bolt from a gun that popped out of its shoulder. GRR, LIGHTNING BOT! Looks like they may have gone the Transformers route with this. Personally, I’d like to see a Back to the Future angle.
REESE: Connor! You’re disappearing!
CONNOR: *gasping* Reese! *cough, cough* You’ve got to… go back in time and… f-ck my mom.
REESE: *shudder*
CONNOR: *cough* Sergeant Reese! *cough, cough* I said that’s an order!
REESE: *salutes* For you, son? Anything.
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Connor: You have to go back and fuck my Mom, it’s your density!
Connor: You have to go back and fuck my Mom, so make like a tree and get outta hear!
Connor: You have to go back and fuck my Mom! By the way, do NOT stick your finger up her ass. You had asked me before why I walk with a limp, and I changed the subject? Trust me on this one.
Wow, Mark McGrath must feel like an asshole over at Extra.
That title stinks! “Termination Salvation” or “Terminator Salivator” roll off the tongue in a more pleasing manner.
I thought the Salvation Army was just a place you give clothes to, but you get 30 to 40 hobos riled up and you have a TORNADAH on your hands.
Hey, you should take this shit seriously. Even as we speak, I’m being stalked by a Japanese fuck-robot that traveled back in time because apparently, there are things that even a Japanese fuck-robot would prefer to not do.
I’m with Vince on this. I would love to see a car-skateboard chase scene where the car crashes into a manure truck.
“Face to face?” Is that like ass to mouth?
Rotwangchung, is it wearing a school uniform and carrying a potted plant?
*stirs from midmorning nap*
Someone say ass to mouth?
In a related story, I think my Roomba is gay. I caught it trying to fuck my Dyson.
Holy shit! My Roomba is the Terminator! It is trying to kill my (Miles) Dyson!
What the hell, where is everybody today?
The PFC is hanging out in the PFC clubhouse, talking about you guys.
I don’t know where the boys are. I assumed it was some American holiday.
Trying to get The Man’s foot off my throat here, Captain Lince Sir.
Based on his antics yesterday, I think Donkey might be dead.
(…wonders if Donkey’s retarded sister is frantically calling his cell phone right now)
I think Donk is all Liotta’d out at this point.
I’m here, but whenever I get ready to post something, I get scared that Vince will point out it’s flaws and end up not posting.
What the hell, where is everybody today?
TMZ is serving Colombian Coffee.
I have a job, Vince, which needs my full attention as of right now.
These porn studs aint gonna stay hard themselves.
I’m doing my best to come up with fresh material for a topic that has been wrung dry more times than a Sham Wow.
Flaws? Just point out his face. ;)
New up, McTardos!