Mr. Skin has released its list of the top 20 nude scenes of 2008, and since I know you were all on pins and needles, here it is:
1. Mischa Barton – Closing the Ring
2. Sophie Monk – Sex and Death 101
3. Heather Graham – Adrift in Manhattan
4. Asia Argento – The Last Mistress
5. Neve Campbell – I Really Hate My Job
6. Anna Faris – The House Bunny
7. Amy Smart – Mirrors
8. Mena Suvari – Stuck
9. Laura Ramsey – The Ruins
10. Angelina Jolie – Wanted
11. Penélope Cruz – Elegy
12. Jessica Morris – Role Models
13. Willa Ford – Impulse
14. Carly Pope – YPF
15. Jenna Jameson – Zombie Strippers
16. Jess Weixler – Teeth
17 Moran Atias – Mother of Tears
18. Vera Farmiga – Never Forever
19. Maria Bello – Downloading Nancy
20. Amy Adams – Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Let’s break this down: Mischa Barton – hmm, barely remember her, don’t care. Sophie Monk (pictured) – okay yeah, I can see how she made the list. Heather Graham, already showed her kitty in Boogie Nights. Asia Argento – is she ever not naked? Neve Campbell – old, already been in Playboy… Wait, Anna Faris in House Bunny? That movie was rated PG-13. On that note, the MPAA says nothing about Wanted having nudity in it. Bottom line, if it doesn’t have at least a nipple, IT’S NOT A F-CKING NUDE SCENE. What are we, Amish?
And how the hell does Jenna Jameson make the list? She’s a porn star. Unless she’s getting buttf-cked by a unicorn, pictures of her naked aren’t news. They also included Carly Pope of Young People F-cking. Cute, but know who else was in that movie? Diora Baird. Diora Baird’s breasts could cure cancer. And she’s not on the list. Jesus Christ. The people that compiled this should never be allowed to see tits again, because they’re obviously not capable of appreciating them. Certainly not like I do, ladies. That’s why I’ve got this pipe and magnifying glass, you see.
[via /Film]
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How in the hell did Neve Campell make the list, let alone the top 5?
What? No shirtless Statham?
Vance, Anna Faris showed her ass in House Bunny.
She was naked when she did it, though.
This is great news!
*makes two-hand wanking motion with hip thrusts*
Vance, Anna Faris showed her ass in House Bunny.
She was naked when she did it, though.
Goddamnit, if you don’t see at least nipple, it’s not a fucking nude scene.
Here’s the scene (NSFW, obviously):
[www.celebrawty.com]
It’s not in English.
Jack!, you actually watched “House Bunny”?
Nope. I saw the clip online.
Do people still go to the movies?
Mr. Skin’s father is ashamed of him, but only because he wanted him to go to medical school and join the family’s dermatology practice.
Angelina’s about as naked in Wanted as I was when I saw it. On second thought…
Burnsy – you have FB mail.
Tits are overrated. Goddamn, how many times do I have to explain this to people? Maybe it’s because all my girls have had tits, dating all the way back to 8th grade. Make of that what you will, but I’m telling you, they’re nothing more than status symbols. All the good action is in a nicely formed clavicle.
I concur with Burnsy, Angelina’s tramp stamped back does not a nude scene make.
Nominus doesn’t love me because I broke my clavicle.
In the 8th grade, oddly enough.
More like Mr. SKIM! DOR SHO GHA!
She’s not yet tramp stamped in Gia…Wait a minute…does it matter?
Diora Baird’s boobs may oe may not cure cancer but they definitely cure erectile dysfunction.
Seeing Neve Campbell naked is a great reason not to see a film. Her nipples look like they were painted on by Pablo Picasso after a tequila binge.
Erections are also extremely overrated. Thanks chuck for reminding me to touch on that subject as well. Oops, that came out all wrong, teehee.
The last time Heather Graham made me hot, I was watching Austin Powers in a fucking turtleneck.
Laura Ramsey of Ruins fame? Fuck that. That vine that faked an orgasm really got me goin….
Hello FD, THE LUCHADOR IS BACK!!
Hide the liquor. (I don’t even know her)
Oh yea…BOOSH!
LEWCH!
If I was 13, didn’t have the interwebs, my old man didn’t have a Playboy collection stashed in the attic, and had enough money to rent movies, I might give a fuck about 1.78 seconds of some celebs sideboob.
Seriously, what the fuck is the appeal of Mr. Skin except this guy going on morning radio shows and scting like a horny preteen?
Yea, what?
THE LUCHADOR IS BACK!!
On that note, I have to go.
Lance is the Sherlock Holmes of tits!
Oh and BTK, if Mr. Skin gets booked on the Donk and J (featuring C-Dogg) show, I am not going to jack it into you guys egg salad in the break room.
I wish more girls could keep their makeup under control after they get wet. What starts out as a sexy, damp time ends dramatically when you realize you’re hooking up with Weston Coppola Cage.
I had Mr. Skin on the AfterPOON Drive a few months back, but it was only so I could fuck his sister.
50 bucks say that at least 33.3% of the women on this list secretly sand their elbows. But keep that on the DL, I’m on probation.
It saddens me to say that I need at least a midget, fire, and boxing gloves included in a nude scene to even get hard anymore.
Cho, you knew it was him.
I dont know about you guys, but the only time I want to see a chick’s ribs is if I am removing her organs for sale on the black market. You’d be suprised at what some kids will pay for a spleen.
Oh great, Kansas just got picked to house a new bio-weapons lab. This’ll end well.
I guess I wasn’t aware that Mena Suvari had a body. Whenever I look at her, All I see is prime advertising space on her 10 head.
Hey Luch! Welcome back!
Crappy! Get the fuck away from my tapioca pudding, you sick fuck!
Friend: “So what happened with that chick, the other night?”
Chodin: “I got her into a swimsuit.”
Friend: “A swimsuit?”
Chodin: “Yeah fag, she was totally nude.”
Maria Bello? Are you fucking serious, Mr. Foreskin? I don’t remember the name of the movie, but the one where she’s Viggo’s wife and he used to be an ass assassin. Her tits are HORRENDOUS!
Is site navigation fucking up for anyone else? Also, new up.
YES
Neve Campbell was never in Playboy, she was nudity-stingy for years. Now that her career is in the shitter, she’s forced to do nude scenes in movies noone saw her in.
As an Aussie I am permitted to say that Sophie Monk has a head like a dropped pie.
This list is questionable. I think Sophie Monk should be #1. Angelina Jolie’s nude scene was terrible. It was mostly ink. I guess it’s a personal choice, but I prefer clean celebrity skin nude – not scripture inked onto someone’s ribs. I made my own lists of top female celebs in different genres like action, sci-fi and others. You can check it out at [www.mrskin-review.org]