MONDAY FREE FOR ALL: CHEETAH LADY
12.22.08Before I get into the meat of the news this morning, I need to get this video off my chest. It was sent in by a FilmDrunkard named Josh just after I posted last week’s Friday Free for All. It features “Cheetah Lady”, who, among other things, expresses a desire to drink wine and, uh, eat tacos. But she can’t because she’s… uh… a cheetah. Definitely one of the more disturbing things I’ve seen. This would make a great Match.com ad. Enjoy.
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Damn the Cheetah Girls have really let themselves go. Disney will be mad!
I’ve nailed her.
Oh well, they still have Vanessa Hudgens…er…Jamie Lynn Spears…um…OK, they got nothing.
Except Brenda Song. She’s hot.
A cat that wants to eat Chinese food? I’m guessing that wine she wants so desperately to drink is a nice chianti. Do they even use fava beans in Chinese cooking?
Little known fact: Catwoman was scheduled to appear in “The Dark Knight” until they saw this video.
Hey, who doesn’t like a fast woman?
I am completely shocked that a fat, delusional woman lives in Chicago.
Cheetah lady must not have an elevator in her building.
You want a phone, lady? Well I want a tail that I can use like a rudder while I’m running speeds in excess of 60 mph, but we can’t always get what we want.
/sixth grade science report.
A cat that wants to eat Chinese food is like a French person that wants to eat pussy.
This bitch is the reason the Cubs will never win a World Series.
I’m guessing her Christmas list reads:
Cheetah mittens
Human contact
Bush trimmers
Huh uh huh huh, she said she wanted to live in a condom.
Cheetah lady rubs her button to Cat Fancy. And Twilight, because you know she loves that shit.
i CALL PHOTOSHOP.
The Chicks in the City response video is pretty good.
Remember to spay and neuter your pets. Euthanasia is also an option.
Someone needs to call the SPCA.
The only other thing this lady wants is to challenge you to a game of Street Fighter.
She calls Chun-Li.
I call bullshit until I see her bathe herself.
Cheetah lady likes to hang out in bars and pick up young, wounded guys.
That cat is going to smother this bitch in her sleep.
Sean Young looks GOOD! They doing another BatMan or something?
A planet where CATS evolve from (sad and lonely) women?
She looks nothing like Tarzan’s monkey.
Cheetah Lady has 0.9 lives.
I call bullshit, her fingers aren’t stained orange from cheetos.
I bet she voted for Obama.
I am really disillusioned. Who knew that dressing up like an animal and making internet videos had a dark side?
Ironically, Cheetah Lady found her true identity after she fell and landed on her head.
Khloe Kardashian is going to hunt this woman down and rip off her costume.
I bet the litter box hasn’t been changed in a while.
Khloe Kardashian is going to hunt this woman down and
rip off her costumeeat her tacos.Speaking of Lisa Rinna. Ew.
I can’t take it. I’m going to the Carla Cugino thread and imagine eating her taco.
I’d like to punch that kitty, and by punch that kitty, i mean i’d give that bitch an uppercut like Mike Tyson used to throw back in the early 90′s. ok, i’d fuck her too, but not before i punched her.
OK, this could be worse. It could be topless photos of Amy Winehouse at the beach.
New up! It’s wack
There are two things about this that confuse me. 1. There is a zipper-like opening in the crotch area of her costume. Could she not spend the extra coin on the ‘female’ version of the outfit? 2. You must really be a loser to be kicked out of the plushy community. I bet she cleans her own cat…..and also licks the grey one she was holding as well.
Since. When. Do. Cheetahs. Speak. In. Broken. Sentences. And. Wear. Glasses.
Someone tell this crazy twat that a Cheetah couldn’t possibly survive in Chicago…New York, sure, but Chicago? That’s just ridiculous.