12.04.08 MARK RUFFALO’S BROTHER GOT SHOT
Scott Ruffalo, brother of actor Mark (Zodiac, Collateral), was shot in the head at his condo in Beverly Hills Monday morning, and is currently in very serious condition at an LA hospital.
According to sources, the shooting occurred at about 1:40 a.m. at the building where Scott Ruffalo lived on North Palm Drive. Police would not say who was involved. Scott, 39, is a hairdresser who has worked in salons in Santa Monica and Beverly Hills and has held a California state cosmetology license since 1991. Like his brother Mark, Scott was born in Kenosha, Wis., before moving with his family to San Diego. [People]
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Scott was found with a gunshot wound to the back of his head on Monday in Beverly Hills. The report refers to the shooting as “execution-style”.
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TMZ reports that the “suspicious shooting” occurred in Scott’s Beverly Hills apartment, which means that a suicide attempt or accident has not yet been ruled out.
Well shit, that just sucks the wind out of your sails, doesn’t it. I can’t really make a joke about a guy getting shot in the head, so I’m just gonna change the subject. Children’s entertainer Banjo the clown fell from his stilts at a recent performance, swallowing his bike horn and impaling his rectum on a coke bottle. He’s recuperating at an area hospital and is currently listed in hilarious condition.

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MARK RUFFALO’S BROTHER GOT SHOT
I told him Just Like Heaven was a mistake.
I swear to Jebus I was in New Orleans all night. And so were all the rest of the Drunkards.
*there, now we’re all covered guys
Yates should have told him to get down like the rest.
I guess someone wasn’t happy with their cut, color and style?
If I’m ever shot in the head, I expect to be found doggy-style.
Thanks a lot, Captain Bring-down!
He’s a hairstylist? If I were the cops, I’d check his boyfriend for gun shot residue and poop dick stains.
The same officer who walked in to find a dude with a freshly ventilated head, labeling it a “suspicious shooting” was quoted last week as describing a local fire as “somewhat warm”.
Funny, Iowa City police are about to find a woman named Marlene with a similar wound…
Perhaps he was just auditioning for the next season of Bravo’s “Blow Out”?
He’s a hairstylist? If I were the cops, I’d check his boyfriend for gun shot residue and poop dick stains.
Look, I don’t wanna split hairs here, but wouldn’t that be dick poop stains?
Head shots are are soooo in this winter.
I also took a shot to the head last night but even though I was kind of mad, I didn’t call the cops!
Shot execution-style in the back of the head and he’s in “very serious” condition? No shit.
Lindsay Lohan probably did it. She’ll get 6 days unsupervised probation as punishment.
Unless… does by “very serious condition” Vance actually mean “dead”?
What’s the big deal? Brother of an actor gets a “head shot” done? Probably just trying to break into the business . . .
Oh, you meant “head shot”. Nevermind then.
New up, “dick poop” inspectors.
What are you a fuckin’ park ranger, Vince?
Not to belabour the issue but how the hell can you put a gun to the back of someone’s head, pull the trigger, and not kill him? Someone’s losing his job. I’m just sayin’.
And by the way, “coke bottle in rectum” is NOT a “hilarious condition.”
So I’ve heard. No personal experience at all. I swear. Anyone who says different is a liar and those photos are fakes.
If i was getting my hair styled by a guy with male pattern baldness, i’d eventually try to kill him too.
Joke I should have thought of earlier: The Ruffalo were always the easiest to shoot in Oregon Trail.
So I guess his audition for “Donkey Punch” didn’t go well?
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