Jim Carrey plays a gay guy in I Love You Phillip Morris, and in case that wasn’t uncomfortable enough, they also made him do a really bad southern accent. I still don’t know what the hell to make of this movie. It seems like a nice departure from the usual crap, subject matter-wise, but the tone looks hokey Hollywood to the nth degree. And I still can’t get over them naming a guy Phillip Morris if the movie has nothing to do with tobacco products. Yeah, maybe it’s just a name, but would people take Casablanca as seriously if it were about a love triangle between RJR Nabisco, MacDonnel Douglas, and Lorna Doone?
Jim Carrey should a Vera DeMilo movie. She was a female bodybuilder. It’s funny because Jim Carrey is a man.
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Looks like Ace Ventura’s “Butt-man” character is going to have a mouth full.
I hope they include a character named Sarah Lee that everybody hates.
But then the world is destroyed by the evil Hydrox.
“Carrey On Camping”
His name should be Fig Newton.
<— One of his funniest characters.
Carrey is flaming so hard we’re gonna need to call in Fire Marshall Bill.
I love it when the trailer shows you the entire god damn movie. All they leave out are the bad uninteresting bits, which means this movie is really only 3 minutes of exposition and 87 minutes of dick jokes and bad southern lisps.
If that’s the case, Donk, I’m going to ignore him when he says “Let me show ya something”.
Alternate title: Men on Film
::: makes two snaps in a circle :::
would people take Casablanca as seriously if it were about a love triangle between RJR Nabisco, MacDonnel Douglas, and Lorna Doone?
It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of delicious Folger’s Coffee beans in this crazy world.
With all these black cross-dressing movies, you’d think Jamie Foxx would be smart enough to cash in with a ‘Wanda’ movie.
Why Ewan, why?
The thing about prison couples is, they finish each others’ sentences.
/Anybody still here?
Phillip Morris was that guy’s real name. There’s so much, much, much more to be made fun of here besides the name.
The thing about prison couples is, they finish each others’ sandwiches