This is the first trailer for The Boat That Rocked, about a British pirate radio station operating from a ship in the North Sea in the 60s. It’s got a great cast – Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Nick Frost – and the trailer was going great until about the thirty second mark. That’s when someone walks into a lamp pole. And it’s not like he’s distracted or looking the other way and then all of a sudden, pole – he’s just walking up the block looking straight at the pole and then he just walks right into it, and it makes a big dong sound. And we’re supposed to laugh. It’s 2008, and a joke that they not only wrote and filmed, but thought was so good that they used as a representation of the rest of the movie, was about a guy who hits his head on a pole.
“Hmmm, we need a joke on page 63 of the script. It’s been a while since anything funny happened.”
“Okay. How bout if Bob slips on a banana peel? No wait, we’ll drop an anvil on his head. Yeah, an anvil. With a horn sound effect?”
“You’re f-cking fired.”

The authorities couldn’t find them because they were looking for a yellow submarine for so long.
I have some terrible news. This movie has been hijacked by Somali pirates.
Two things
1 Where the hell is Eddie Izzard?
2 I wouldnt brag about Notting Hill either
Pirate radio stations avoid scurvy by playing REM’s ‘Orange Crush’ at least twice a day.
Bill Nighy the science (program at 2:15) guy.
BILL BILL BILL BILL
Kenneth doesn’t seem to know the frequency.
Love Actually makes my physically angry. I will tear apart my apartment if you play that fucking scene about an 8 year old kid who talks like an adult and “falls in love”. Fuck. I’m having a hard time not beating the shit out of my computer right now because I typed that.
*clears throat*
Love Actually is my second favorite guilty pleasure chick flick behind Wimbledon.
*raises middle fingers*
Love Actually and Notting Hill = Jazz flute/bodies on the floor
I am with you on that one, Vince. It is an overly sappy piece of shit.
Michelle I think I love you. Dance Nighy DANCE!!!
<—can’t wait for Underworld 3 simply because Nighy and Sheen are SEX SEX SEX.
Where the hell is David Tennant?
*holds middle fingers higher*
It’s going to be in my head all weekend! YAY
Yeah, Jessica!!!
…then he just walks right into it, and it makes a big dong sound.
I didn’t hear that. Then again, I don’t know what a big dong sounds like *sad trombone*.
Then again, I don’t know what a big dong
soundsLOOKS like *sad trombone*.PHIXD
I’m guessing on page 47 someone slips heinie first onto an antenna to a slide whistle sound and minimal rectal damage.
The Boat That Rocked ends in tragedy when the boat tips over. The Hues Corporation would go on to write a cautionary tale in the seventies warning people not to rock the boat, but it was already too late for these poor lost souls.
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