12.30.08 HOW DEEP DO THE DOUCHE ROOTS GO?

I wear a kilt when I want to get raped.

What the Fuck is that!?!?

While wearing a kilt, you should never back OUT.

The boots really pull that outfit together. No, it’s the stocking cap. No, it’s the red sashes around the boots. I’m dumbfounded by his awesome fashion sense.

As a man who has proudly worn a kilt in his lifetime (father’s family is Scot in origin) . . . man that mofo looks gay!

Ten bucks says he’s wearing a mansierre under that shirt.

Also, where the hell is the Woo Boy That’s Gay tag?

If only I had a bat with a really big Spike in it…I would pick my teeth then club this queef.

What did you expect from a guy whose name roughly translates to “Pushes Up Giant Stools”?

I have those socks. In other news…I will be burning them later today.

Is it sad that he was the weakest part of Twilight? Cause ya he was. Hopefully Gary Oldman smacked him around with his dick while filming Unborn and told him “This is how you act as a vampire boy. *grrrr* Now go get my fucking coffee!”

*chodin stumbles into thread, whacks shin on chair and knocks over television*

It happened!!! All that MEATing finally drove my ass blind!!!!

*performs Iraqi victory cry “ALALALALALALALALALALALALA” *

This shit makes those Lonestar queefs look like models for Cabela’s.

You know what you hide in a man purse, don’t you?

Your dignity.

I’d be so pissed if I was following this dude up an escalator.

Is this guy related to the Gyrocopter dude from The Road Warrior? He looks like him.

Cam Neely, after seeing this picture, has chosen to go by his full name, Overhead Valve Camshaft Neely.

Ten to one says there’s an Axe Body Spray bottle in that murse.

I hear he has advanced timing, J - explains his defense skills.

Au contraire, Stoney/b>, I would bet he’s one or two degrees retarded.

This just in: Fuck HTML and my sloppy typing skillz.

I’m all for ethnic wear and shit, but you don’t see me walking around with a pancho and sombrero on, do you?

Oh, you guys know the way to my heart. Just make it clean and quick, if you don’t mind…

Rowdy Roddy Handjob!

His favorite sex position is called the Rear Main Seal. This fag’s, not Neely’s.

If you look closely at the pictures, there’s a subliminal message telling you to shoot at him.