HOW DEEP DO THE DOUCHE ROOTS GO?
12.30.08
Crappy movie actor Cam Gigandet (you may remember him as the bad guy in Never Back Down and Twilight) was spotted in L.A. recently wearing this felching, er, fetching kilt/argyle socks/man purse combo. You may call him douchey, but I’ll have you know that his great great great grandfather was Irish or Scottish or English or something so it’s totally cool.
How is this movie related, you ask? Well, Gigandet will be co-starring in The Unborn which opens January 9th and will suck because Cam Gigandet is in it. (Awesome poster, though)
[via JustJared]
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I wear a kilt when I want to get raped.
What the Fuck is that!?!?
While wearing a kilt, you should never back OUT.
The boots really pull that outfit together. No, it’s the stocking cap. No, it’s the red sashes around the boots. I’m dumbfounded by his awesome fashion sense.
As a man who has proudly worn a kilt in his lifetime (father’s family is Scot in origin) . . . man that mofo looks gay!
Ten bucks says he’s wearing a mansierre under that shirt.
Also, where the hell is the Woo Boy That’s Gay tag?
If only I had a bat with a really big Spike in it…I would pick my teeth then club this queef.
What did you expect from a guy whose name roughly translates to “Pushes Up Giant Stools”?
I have those socks. In other news…I will be burning them later today.
Is it sad that he was the weakest part of Twilight? Cause ya he was. Hopefully Gary Oldman smacked him around with his dick while filming Unborn and told him “This is how you act as a vampire boy. *grrrr* Now go get my fucking coffee!”
*chodin stumbles into thread, whacks shin on chair and knocks over television*
It happened!!! All that MEATing finally drove my ass blind!!!!
*performs Iraqi victory cry “ALALALALALALALALALALALALA” *
This shit makes those Lonestar queefs look like models for Cabela’s.
You know what you hide in a man purse, don’t you?
Your dignity.
I’d be so pissed if I was following this dude up an escalator.
Is this guy related to the Gyrocopter dude from The Road Warrior? He looks like him.
Cam Neely, after seeing this picture, has chosen to go by his full name, Overhead Valve Camshaft Neely.
Ten to one says there’s an Axe Body Spray bottle in that murse.
I hear he has advanced timing, J – explains his defense skills.
Au contraire, Stoney/b>, I would bet he’s one or two degrees retarded.
This just in: Fuck HTML and my sloppy typing skillz.
I’m all for ethnic wear and shit, but you don’t see me walking around with a pancho and sombrero on, do you?
Oh, you guys know the way to my heart. Just make it clean and quick, if you don’t mind…
Rowdy Roddy Handjob!
His favorite sex position is called the Rear Main Seal. This fag’s, not Neely’s.
If you look closely at the pictures, there’s a subliminal message telling you to shoot at him.
But I do wear a bullet sash full of toostie rolls.
You know, I once wore an outfit like that. Sure I was heading to Lilith Fair, but I still wore it, fag.
I see “fire” because he’s flaming, Donk.
If this guy doesn’t end up in a Fast/Furious movie before it’s all said and done, I’ll eat Pauly’s sombrero.
At least he has a condom on his brain…
I’d wear the shit that my forefathers wore in public too, but loincloths and animal hides are fucking uncomfortable.
Look, I’m sorry. I just can’t help myself: that mother fucker looks ri-goddamn-diculous.
My ancestors were Vikings, so technically I’m allowed to wear badass helmets anywhere I go…oh yeah, and I get to rape anything that moves. Can’t forget that part.
It’s shit like this in L.A. that tricks Brett Ratner every time.
He can think he’s English/Scottish all he wants, but his last name is Greek/Thai.
Giga – From the Greek word for “Giant”
ndet – From the Thai word for “Douchebag”
This selfish fuck-neck just totally ruined the masculine appeal of ‘Never Back Down’ and ‘Twilight’ for me.
“Gigandet” is the word that small children with speech impediments use to describe Pauly’s dick.
*Walking up to Gigandet from behind*
Hey baby, you know how fathers totally don’t understand people our age? I mean, it’s not his fucking life, righ…….OH MY GOD!
I’m such a mutt that if I tried to dress according to my heritage, I’d look like the love child if the Village People ran a gang-bang on Cyndi Lauper from the 80′s.
I don’t think this was the dude born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. No, I’m going with 1985 in the parking lot of an Arby’s.
pictured: Cam Gigandet in the role of Gayler Turdsin on the set of The Slap Fight Club.
This guy has tossed his fair share of cabers.