What up.  I have to post this one more time before they pick a winner.  Good luck.

Here on FilmDrunk, I never plug stuff for profit or agree to say nice things about movies in exchange for schwag or access.  But one of my main principles is that principles go straight out the window when free booze is involved.  Here’s the deal, just click on this link for a chance to win a bar full of free booze from Thrillist.  Okay, maybe not a bar full, I mean, not enough to fill my bar; but certainly more than you can smuggle to the movies in a trenchcoat.  They’re only doing this for FilmDrunk, so the odds won’t be like winning the lottery or touching a girl’s boob.  So what’s Thrillist?  Glad you asked, dickweed!

Thrillist is a free daily email that sifts through the crap to find the best of what’s new in your city and on the web. Each day, you’ll get info on the best new bars, restaurants, events, gear, and services. Whatever it is, we promise it won’t suck.

As part of the promotion, I’m not allowed to win.  But according to the rules, I’m also not not allowed to show up at the winner’s house in a crotchless speedo yelling “Hey, fags, when’s the gangbang?”