GRR, NEW MCTERMINATOR TRAILER!
12.09.08McG’s Terminator Salvation recently released this Japanese trailer, and boy does it look GRITTY and DARK. It’s nice to see that Christian Bale didn’t forget how to slowly and deliberately growl all his lines as if saying each word was like doing a pushup since The Dark Knight. But it doesn’t look too shitty yet. At least the big robot things look cool. Still, I’m not sure what John Connor’s trying to gain in the beginning when he’s yelling at a machine for killing his mom. I cussed out a vibrator for f-cking my girlfriend once, and mostly it seemed like a waste of time.

Biel to Bale. Is the next post going to be about Bile, Boll, or Bull?
In the digital post house, McG was heard screaming “MORE FRECKLES!!!!”.
*eats grain of salt*
Doesn’t look to bad from that, except for the stupid subtitles. I wouldn’t be surprised if McGriddle leaves them in the American version though.
<——-Holla!
When does Neo show up?
I heard she nicknamed that vibrator “Guttenberg”.
TRUE STORY: I used to know a kid who talks like Christian Bale.
also a TRUE STORY: That kid talks that way because when he was ten he drove a snowmobile through a barbwire fence.
This movie isn’t looking too bad, and it’s not because i caught a glimpse of some hot Asian chick in there either.
so, uhh, where’s heath ledger in this?
Al’s armada is always looking for a few good pseudo-men.
*figures he hasn’t been spending enough time in corner anyway*
“You tried to kill my mother. You killed my father… prepare to die.”
Dubs is here! Hide the
weedwomencherry koolaidweedanimal crackers!In Japan, this is called “Future Batman Robot Smash.”
Can someone put a mirror under Juan’s nose?
He may have died a little bit.
WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN, PURP, ANd CRACKAS BE AT?!
Bale is winning the war against my underwear.
I’m sorry, but I still don’t understand what Christian Bale has to do with the government rescuing all those banks.
Sorry I can’t comment any more today, I have to go get the early bird special at Denny’s and then go to bed at 7pm.
Juan – have you yelled at the kids on your lawn yet today?
Also… mmmm, Bale…. aaahhahhghahhaghhaheajhjalgakjrhaw
You know what we haven’t had in far too long? Shirtless Statham.
Dubs is back!
Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln’s High School was named after Juan.
Why did my cocktail waitress have Terminator 4 tattooed on her lower back in Chinese? She thought it meant “serenity.”
That motorbike bit looked like “Tron” with the lights on.
Of course the ice storm would have to kill His interwebs right as Lince puts up Biel nudes…
*heads for roof of tall building with jumping shoes*
Sweet, I work for twenty and end up missing out on the second CUMing of Dubs.
It’s probably all those Indian jokes I made.
Hey, who’se gastric juice is this?
*looks just in time to catch Juan being wheeled out of thread*
“I cussed out a vibrator for f-cking my girlfriend once…”
Michael J. Fox fucked your girlfriend VaLince? That’s kewl.
This just in: in the future “who’se” is a fucking word now.
Pretty sure this is the first fucking time that the word “dark” has been used to describe a Japanese trailer.
CONGRADULATIONS DIRETASTICBASKETCRAPMUTT!!!
YOU HAVE MADE THE 1,000,000TH MJF VIBRATOR JOKE ON FILMDRUNK!!
CLICK [SUBMIT COMMENT] TO RECIEVE YOUR PRIZE!!!
“We’re sorry, but you can’t watch this video.”
Youtube knows me so well. I really didn’t want to watch that video any more than I want to watch a train wreck… but I felt compelled.
Youtube: Wise like Chatzy.
I thought I heard a machine killing my mom once, but then I just ended up walking in on her and my dad having anal.
*heads for roof of tall building with jumping shoes*
This is Iowa, Fek. Bring your walking shoes, too. It’s a long walk to where the tall buildings are.
Thats right asshole, you win jack shit for misspelling recieve for the 137th time.
Retard.
Really? FilmDrunk spells “congratulations” like Crappy would?
(I love you, man)
No, that’s not Filmdrunk Al, I’m certain it’s Grace00 spamming my ass again.
This is Iowa, Fek. Bring your walking shoes, too. It’s a long walk to where the tall buildings are.
Shit, what could be taller than 4 stories?
I think I can see Fek and Robo from here.
See, it’s flatter than a 6 year old boy here in Nebraska.
Whatever. C’mon Crappy. Let’s go make hobos do dumb shit for pocket change. At least they’ll pretend to like us.
If only life were as simple as: there’s fucking robots trying to kill me.
Instead, I’m sitting here worrying about “the clap” and whether or not this is crust on my dick is contagious.
In Japan, “The Terminator” Director’s Cut includes a Sarah Connor tentacle rape scene.
JHC, if we were Russian that would qualify you to be vice president.
Fek, 5 stories. I’ve seen it. (True Story)
J, I find that if I drink half of a Natty Ice tall boy and offer that up, they will do anything.
JHC, who the hell let you out of the corner?
I call my semen “T1000.”
{looks out window at sunny 60deg day}
Brrr… California winters are horrendous.
Weeeedeep didilly dow noooooooow
Shoodilly doodilly doddilly woddilly dop dop dow!
I’m sorry, did my rockin guitar solo disturb you?
I dunno, with McG I kind of assume the theme song to this will be
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
I call my semen “drain food.”
I call my semen “ensign.”
I call my seamen Sailor Mooooon
I agree with you there, chod.
But your need to spurt in my hair is the reason I shaved my head.
Did everyone flee to Chatzy?
oh nevermind THANKS FOR TELLING ME – New up