GREY’S ANATOMY: THE VIDEO GAME
12.18.08
Some video game websites recently discovered that Ubisoft is creating a Grey’s Anatomy video game. Since the demographics of people who buy video games and people who watch Grey’s Anatomy match up so perfectly, the only real question is how no one thought of this sooner.
The role-playing game will allow users to create characters and solve challenges, such as removing cat fur from sweaters while collecting pints of Ben and Jerry’s that can be redeemed for meaningful looks from McDreamy, all while Katherine Heigl screams about not getting enough screen time and Isaiaaiah Washington calls you a faggot. Rated L for Loneliness.
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This is lamer than Second Life.
I wonder how many points you get for saying racial slurs at Dr. Yang.
Thank JHC that this is for PC.
<——– Never been prouder Mac owner.
Just what the world needs. More cases of matricide as teenage boys who grew up without their father have to fight their lonely mothers to use their xbox.
The black chick should get her own cranky doctor show and they should call it Brick House.
Looking at that Ubisoft logo makes me wish Splinter Cell would sneak into that hospital and snap all their fucking necks.
More like GAY’S ANATOMY!!!
Is that Uncle Phil down by the ESRB rating?
I know nothing about this show.
*high 5′s Burnsy, misses*
I wonder if it will be as lame as the ER game which was really just a rip off of Theme Hospital…but with less pissing on the floor and more pissing you off.
OMG, I just noticed that it says “Online” That means there must be a multiplayer option. ???
This reminds me of the Super Mario recreation video I made. Because I want to throw live turtles at everyone on that show.
Seriously, women will watch anything.
This is the ultimate in real life gaming experiences in that players will sit there wondering if it ever ends.
Ubisoft will continue its quest for bankruptcy with their innovative fighting game, Sex and the City Vs. The View.
This reminds me of the time that I slept with Katherine Heigl, and I woke up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney.
Fitting punishment, I suppose.
Grey’s Anatomy: The Video Game. For women who want to fuck the guy on the ‘Operation’ game board.
Let’s hope the programmers hid a nice assisted suicide tutorial in there.
“Seriously, nothing is sexier than when one of you is dead, and he’s watching the game, so… step up, girlfriend!”
The Mighty Feklahr is going to make a Mortal Kombat mod for this game so you can do your favourite Fatality on Katherine Heigl.
(BTK, what is up with all this swearing to “God” and “JHC”??? Kahless is watching!!!)
Kurt Cobain had a vision of his hometown becoming the setting for a show like this.
THAT’S why he killed himself.
Is McDreamy so called because all his patients end up sleeping the big sleep? I move that the regulatory board for doctors revoke this butcher’s license. The man’s a menace. Stupid hair, too.
I’d only play this game if Dr. Kevorkian worked at this hospital.
Kahless wouldn’t use the game disc as a coaster because He cares not for your paltry coffee table.
If this comes out for the Wii, I hope it looks like this:
http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf
Except it’s McDreamy you’re slapping.
I’m sure the people that created ET the video game are feeling a little bit better about themselves today.
lessly, is there a, y’know, nudge nudge, wink wink, nicely photographed, not unattractive, perhaps scantily clad lady version of that link? I imagine that would be mildly diverting.
Alternate title: Alone In The Dark.
This should be rated M for Major Shitfest
If hot chicks make you hard, this game is not for you. After playing Grey’s Anatomy Ubisoft.
This should be rated P for Plan on Dying a Virgin You Fat Cow
This should be rated T for This Will Turn You Gay Faster Than Your Drunk Uncle
That one was for Chino.
dammit. fucking HTML and your stupid
I quit.
Awww, Erswi. Try again.
You ok, Erswi? We’re all pullin’ for ya.
Pullin’ what? Faces?
Erswi’s just torked that when he says he’s headed home to “play with the twins” he ain’t talkin about the Missus’ bewbage.
True story. I once watched 23.78 minutes of this show, because several people (whose opinions now mean jack shit to me) said I should watch it. Two weeks later I was on a date and the chick said this was her favo(u)rite show.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” spake the Diremutt.
Rest of the date was a wash. Bitch had no-sense-of-humor.
Erswi’s fallen and can’t get it up.
well that was supposed to be slow clap in brackets and /slow clap. but fucking HTML hates me.
How am I supposed to sleep tonight not knowing Erswi’s secret message?
[Dawson's Crypt] the video game is gonna come in a holiday (you’d have a boyfriend if you out out) bundle with this one.
That’s okay. I can’t do all that fancy shit either. It takes all I have to even type in this box and hit the Submit Comment button.
WTF? You trying to give me the “slow clap?” I just got rid of my running clap.
Dampy.
The running clap makes your nipples bleed.
[Tucks into ball and rolls around floor doing tumbleweed impression]
*chodin pauses his favorite video game “To Grow A Vagina” and logs into FilmDrunk*
Are…you…fucking…with…me…God?
I hear that after you beat the Grey’s Anatomy video game, your character unlocks the ability to adopt another fucking cat.
I’ve already got the cheat code for this game:
Up+Down+Left+Right+Gun+Forehead+Suicide+Nobody+Will+Miss+You
My gay aunt can’t wait to stick this game in her ’95 Nissan’s CD player.
Grand Theft Don’tgiveashit
Katherine Heigl’s video game character stuffs you inside her bloody vagina like a tampon, as a finishing move.
I’m going to drop a copy of this video game into my future time capsule, just throw future archaeologists off and make them think that I had asthma.
“just throw” is Nike’s future campaign.
I would keep this game on the shelf with my other ones, but I’m just too fucking afraid that it will try to go ass-2-mouth with my copy of Mario Party.
Is it just me or is the Asian chick on the cover trying to read something?
“Ubisoft” is what Oprah always tells me every time we try to make fuck.
Chod? You ok?
“Oh, I’m sorry young lad, but I’m afraid that this game is rated “T” for Teens. Perhaps you’d like to purchase something a little more age appropriate, like these condoms over here?”
Al…I’m a professional, now stand back.
*continues to beat off*
I’d bet dollars to donuts that you load this thing into your CD drive and pussy juice starts spewing out of your computer speakers.
K, just checking. The PFC will be meeting just down the hall if you have a breakdown and need to be abused by a bunch of horned up women, is all I’m sayin’.
Great, now my roommates can catch me at my computer doing something even creepier than beating off children’s endodontist websites.
“beating off children’s endodontist websites”…technically that seems impossible, but you’d be surprised how big the dick is of a children’s endodontist website.
Grand Theft Homo would be a better game than this.
When you play this game, your X-Box live status alerts your friends that you’re going to be on Dateline soon.
Amazon.com is offering a free painting of a potted plant with any pre-orders on this game.
Resident Feeble.
If this is anything like The Sims, I’m going to build a therapy pool and pull out the ladder so they can all drown.
I bet Stephanie Meyer has this on pre order.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Seriously. The cutting-edge graphics on the box says this is a game for PC but I MUST know if this is compatible with Windows Millenium.
Next up, 27 Dresses: The Game. Find your dream man before you die old and alone!
They should do the opposite and turn video games into hourly network dramas. I’d totally watch Street Fighter as a drama. OMG, Ryu/Ken/Chun-Li love triangle!!!!!!1!!
If you beat this game on easy mode, the YouTube clip above is your ending movie.
Awesome! I ‘heart’ McHale. Sometimes, I don’t get his jokes, but he sure is “McDreamy”!
teehee
God dammit, was today supposed to be “Call in Gay” Day? Why don’t you dicktuckers ever copy me on the memos?!
I’ve been busy playing Sex and The City online, Peet.
I’ve almost leveled up to a $25,000 credit card and have only had to use three doses of Penicillin.
Take that you queers!!!
Let’s get it on before I start singing my rendition of “Silver Balls” followed by the ever popular “Batman Smells.”
S’up queeahs? Vilance had better gimme something soon. I’ma be outta the orifice all damned day and this is the only chance I’ll have to get on FD today.
Fuck.
Good morning pickle pinchers.
I just shit a McSteamy
I had a dream last night that Vince was Casey Affleck and was trying to fight me. Bring it on Lance, you fat fawkin retahd!
*wakes up*
I’ll kiss you right on the mouth Kenny Rogers.
I keep trying to comment on the Drudge Report, but they don’t seem to be interested in transexual jokes.
So, uh, anyone wanna sword fight?
I would, J, but all I’ve got is this here catcher’s mitt.
I guess we could redecorate the corner… you know, add some track lighting, an area rug to cover the pee stain, some kind of window treatment.
GRRRRRR…FIREARMS!
Why is it that we can only make funny non-sequitor posts if there is a new topic that we ignore anyway?
Chino, I like playing pitch and catch. Zero could be the ump.
As far as the corner goes, I’m all for improving the look. It could definitely use a lady’s touch though. These porno mags aren’t going to put themselves under the futon.
an area rug would really tie the room together
I’ll get my mask. Rubber Richard Nixon okay? I left my baseball equipment in my Second Life.
Yeah, until
JHCWoo gets there.Baseball?
Good thing I brought my pine-tar to ‘bate with.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2008-12-18-roddenberry_N.htm?csp=34
Dor Sha Ga :(
“She’s dead Jim”
*stumbles in, starts humming*
s’up fags?
We’re seein’ how fast it takes J to round the bases. I’m guessing under a minute. You want some sunflower seeds? Dip? Ether? Nevermind.
She’s up in heaven now with Shatner’s wife sharing “Captain’s Log” stories.
I guess I could use this video game as a cheap excuse to invite the kids over to play “doctor”.
J scored a hummer! I mean, homer.
Hey, I invented The Cream & The Clear. Doesn’t seem to make me any stronger though. All I get is….sticky.
Alright. Who’s basement is he chained up in?
She’s up in heaven now with Shatner’s wife sharing “Captain’s Log” stories.
Kay McConaughey wants in on this conversation.
We now bring you to our regularly scheduled program, “When Pauly Met Sally”, which is already in progess……
[Enter Katz's Delicatessen]
Sally Albright: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Pauly: Well, they haven’t faked it with me.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Pauly: Because I know, Bitch!
Sally Albright: Oh. Right. That’s right. I forgot. You’re a man.
Pauly: What was that supposed to mean?
Sally Albright: Nothing. It’s just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math.
[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I’ll have what she’s having.
Pauly: Oh yeah. I can fake it too. Watch….[grunts] Oh yeah, Bitch! Suck that shit, Slut! Oh fuck! My cock is so hard, it’s going to bust out of it’s own skin! Oh yeah! Oh, I’m cumming! Oh, oh, oh shit! I’m cummiiiiiiing!
[Pauly squirts mayonnaise on Sally’s face, exits deli]
What have you guys done with Vance?
I’ll have what she’s having.
HE! I MEANT HE!!!
*no I didn’t*
Hey Pauly, Hope you don’t mind me coming over and hanging out here awhile…I’m tired of hearing the whores from wwtdd talk about the people their flying to fuck…
Really what have you guys done to Vince?
Are you sure that’s not Miracle whip, Pauly?
Darkmyst
Firstly, who in the fuck are you?
and Secondly: If you’re going to hang out, you have to be the pivot man in the circle jerk.
There always talking about they’re stories over their.
You think Pauly runs this place Darkmyst? He’s Mexican. He’s just the hired help that we let comment here as part of his pay.
You’re welcome here anytime.
Stop picking on the new people Donk. If we don’t let new people in, who’s going to clean the corner? I sure as fuck ain’t doing it anymore. You guys can’t hit a tissue with your nutbutter worth a shit.
Your silly, J.
Breaker, breaker, good *fuck* buddies!
Donk – nice. Do I need to bring back my “Your Retarded” av for Darkmyst?
*proof reads previous posts*
You to Donk.
*puts on toga, readies paddle*
El Topo, if you mention Miracle Whip again, I’ll stab you in the neck with a butter knife.
Best Foods for life!
^^^
See?! Told you he was Mexican!
New up!
I knew a girl one time, had the handle Darkmyst, just like this person commenting here. I met her on the AutoTrader.com FAQ forum. We organized a rendezvous in Topeka, where I deep fried some oysters and filled my waterbed with KY and left the valve wide open. Anywho, bitch had a FUPA the size of one of my whitewall Winnybango tires. Don’t get me wrong, I still hot-fisted that blue ribbon hippo, but it didn’t make for the greatest story when I posted the details on an eBay listing for a slightly used Commodore 64.