GOOFY NIC CAGE PICTURES OF THE DAY
12.12.08Knowing stars Nic Cage and was directed by Alex Proyas, who’s rightly acclaimed for doing Dark City and The Crow but also directed I, Robot, which I’m pretty sure sucks even though I haven’t seen it. I mean ask yourself this, if it was any good, wouldn’t I have seen it by now?
Anyway, it’s impossible for me to see Nic Cage in a picture and not add a silly context to it. Like this one, which I look at and naturally think “WHY DID IT BURN? WHYDIDITBURNWHYDIDITBURN!!!!”
With this one, I think alternately, “H-hello? I heard my excess forehead skin was down here,” and “Gosh, it sure is dark. I bet I could see better, if only I had Eyes of Noctum.”
*sigh* Ahh, Cage. You complete me.
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I liked I, Robot but then again I can’t read so it was my Virgin Whopper for I, Robot, if you will.
My Eye of Rectum is bleeding.
The picture on the right was actually an album cover for Nic Cage’s band, Forehead Automatica.
Left Banner Pic:
Shadow Puppets of the Mind.
We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Air landed on us!
“Plymouth Airlines, go ballistic.”
Killing them won’t bring back your goddamn honey!
Right banner pic: FUCK YOU ORBITZ!!
Left banner pic: Cage scans his childhood home looking for his lost dignity.
Newyup. Chest hair.