Knowing stars Nic Cage and was directed by Alex Proyas, who’s rightly acclaimed for doing Dark City and The Crow but also directed I, Robot, which I’m pretty sure sucks even though I haven’t seen it.  I mean ask yourself this, if it was any good, wouldn’t I have seen it by now?

Anyway, it’s impossible for me to see Nic Cage in a picture and not add a silly context to it.  Like this one, which I look at and naturally think “WHY DID IT BURN? WHYDIDITBURNWHYDIDITBURN!!!!”

With this one, I think alternately, “H-hello?  I heard my excess forehead skin was down here,” and “Gosh, it sure is dark.  I bet I could see better, if only I had Eyes of Noctum.”

*sigh* Ahh, Cage.  You complete me.

[via CHUD]