I thought this was a fun little mash-up of motivational speeches from cinema.  It just makes you wanna scream, “AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!”, pour coffee on your crotch, slam down papers on your boss’ desk and shout, “Here’s your TPS report, motherf-cker!” and then cut out his secretary’s uterus with a letter opener and wear it as a hat.  Or maybe that’s just me. I admit, I take it too far sometimes.

I’m kind of sad they didn’t include the original motivator Tony Robbins in this. But there is Sloth from Goonies, so maybe they just figured they’d already filled their misshapen-headed ogre quota.  (full text of the video after the jump).

Thanks to Bestweekever:

Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I’m not going home. We’ve come too far! And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. You’re going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that’s fine, we’ll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you’ve got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You’re like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way! Who’s with me? Clap! Clap! Don’t let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let’s fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Independence Day!