There have already been three X-Men movies, and even while the last one was pulling random mutants like a dude who throws sticks and a gay guy with angel wings out its ass, there was no Gambit. Gambit’s finally in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and here we have our first picture. As you can see, he’s played by Canadian Taylor Kitsch, previously of Friday Night Lights. I think the character would be more fun if instead of cards he carried around a sack full of baby chicks
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If you’re going to caption mutant pictures with unnecessary adjectives, I would suggest not calling him “Rogue”, considering there’s already a mutant with that name.
Remember in the late 90s when Gambit went through his throwing exploding pogs phase? No? Well he should have.
Hail Satin!
I think they didn’t include Gambit in X-Men 3 because they didn’t want it to get too ridiculous.
*rewatches “I’m The Juggernaut, Bitch” and Golden-Gate Bridge scenes*
Yeah… *Punches self in cock*
That picture reaffirms my assumptions about cajuns and their
sexualfashion choices.The stack of chips says “going in,” but the outfit is screaming “coming out”.
…and by the way, I don’t know what the drone who wrote that caption is looking at, but he’s either dealing or folding in that picture, not “going all in”. Unless he’s got a young Vietnamese boy squirreled under the table, in which case I stand corrected.
I wonder if they’ll include Gambit’s arch-nemesis, Gamut.
Do I even need to call Bullshit when a Cajun-french character is being played by a f’n Canuck? No? Didn’t think so.
He’s got the queer outfit right, erswi. Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa. Purple.
What’s with the finger bandages on the table?
Did he and his boyfriend have an accident playing “Check your oil, Sir?”?
Nommy, nice.
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I’ve seen a Canadian mutant once. His powers allowed him to hurl bottles of LaBatts at hockey referees with amazing precision.
Stoney, FTW!
I suppose it makes sense to cast a Canadian as someone from Louisiana. The only real difference between Quebecois and Cajuns is that the Quebecois don’t don’t all drown in apocalyptic hurricanes…
There’s another more sublte difference Rock. Cajuns migrated from Nova Scotia. Quebecois French and Cajun French are only linguistically related in that they’re both called French.
Also, as Stoney would be quick to point out, French Canucks drink Labatt’s. Nasty.
You know what wouldn’t make any sense at all (to asshat Hollytard types)? Casting a Cajun French Louisianian as Gambit. Or any other Louisianian as a Louisianian. Seriously, has anybody ever listened to the dumbfucks on True Blood?
I know erswi, I live in Canada. Went to University in Nova Scotia. I’ve heard this shit again and again (not actually being Canadian myself, the Canucks around me never hesitate for a moment to jump on an opportunity to re-educate me)
True story – I was at a birthday party this weekend. They had a pinata made from a Labatts 12 pack box. I had no one to share my amusement with.
Ooh, also we don’t eat that fucking everything on a pile o’ fries dish that fucking Quebecers seem so damned fond of. What the fuck is that shit?
Stoney, when it was finally destroyed . . . did a six pack of Labatt’s fall out?
Ummm, new up if anybody’s still here.
Ooh, also we don’t eat that fucking everything on a pile o’ fries dish that fucking Quebecers seem so damned fond of. What the fuck is that shit?
erswi: I believe they call it a peaux boy.
Stinky Peet, from the bottom of my heart . . . fuck yeaux!!
Looks like a young Kenny Rogers.
Gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
Come on down to BARONA, where The Gambler plays.
*arrives too late*
More like GAMBITCH!
*looks around*
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