Well, I gotta hand it to Mayor McCheese. So far his little Terminator (Salvation) movie is looking pretty sweet. Then again, most of the trailer is explosions, and explosions make anything cool. Don’t believe me? Think about it:
Mimes: super lame.
Mime with grenades in his pants: TOTALLY AWESOME!
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I didn’t know this movie was set in Trenton New Jersey.
It’s my life’s mission to make a mime curse me out.
Spike LEE says the little kid in the basketball jersey better not get killed.
This movie looks like it might surprise us.
If this movie doesn’t have zombie nazis in it, I’m gunna be pissed.
This movie looks like it might surprise us.
Yes. In a very “Whoa – you’re a dude? Ok, finish up fast” way.
Looks like someone’s been taking night classes at the Michael Bay Institute of Awesome.
I’m sorry, but this looks like shit.
This movie looks like it might surprise us.
You know who’s really surprised most by this movie? Christian Bale’s agent. He can’t believe he still has a yob.
I’m interested to see how Christian Bale is as John Connor.
Are Will Smith’s kids in every new movie coming out within the next 10 years?
I wish puff daddy was playing john connor.
There’s a “spoiler” over at Durden.
Here’s the “spoiler” . . .
It’s gonna suck.
SPOILER:
No Robot-fucking
Here’s the spoiler…
*Explosion*
Spoiler
John Connor makes sweet, sweet love to a very attractive cyborg named Terminator 69X, which allows the cyborg to have a hybrid baby named Sperminator 4T.
Sperminator 4T introduces the robot armies to tentacle porn and the robot thus lose interest in killing mankind and spend the rest of eternity shooting oil all over the world. Skeet!
Gas prices drop to 3 cents a gallon and all is right with the world.
Why would anyone want to have this spoiled? I think it’s going to have a great ending.
Having just read the spoiler over there, I take back anything I’ve said that could remotely imply that McCheez knows dick about filmmaking.
BURNSY IS McG!!!!!!!!1
Burnsy are you being facetious or are you genuinely excited about this movie? Feel free to spank me if i’m just slow on the uptake.
Hey, was this post written by Michael Bay?
Sprint’s “New Claüs” freaks the fuck out of me. He’s like an Edgar Winter/Matthew Lillard hybrid.
New up, more film school faggy.
I’ll be honest here. It’s my beloved Christian Bale fighting killer robots. Even if it’s total balls, I’m there.